Magic Jokes

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What do you call a magic owl?

Houdini!!!!!!!
What do you call a magic owl?

Houdini!!!!!!!


Owl Jokes,  Owl Puns,  Houdini Jokes,  
    
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doc: one more push, here we go. it's a ... 2 of hears. is this your card?

husband and wife: ly , yes
doc: one more push, here we go. it's a ... 2 of hears. is this your card?

husband and wife: ly , yes


Memes,  Card Jokes,  Giving Birth Jokes,  
    
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Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!
Pick up.

Jane Smith.

I'm sorry, there is nothing here for you.

The doctor said he called it in.

I need it!

Oh, in that case! Here it is!


Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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Uh uh uh

You didn't say the magic word
Uh uh uh

You didn't say the magic word


Jurassic Park Meme,  Quote Of The Day Work,  Short Jokes List,  
    
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Teach your kids how to play magic

They won't have money for drugs
Teach your kids how to play magic

They won't have money for drugs


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Kids Joke,  Money Jokes,  
    
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They made fun of Magic: the gathering

It would take magic to gather all the pieces of them now
They made fun of Magic: the gathering

It would take magic to gather all the pieces of them now


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  
    
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Cool counterspell 

I hope you like staring at it in your hand.
Cool counterspell

I hope you like staring at it in your hand.


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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If you wanted the spell bad enough 

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem
If you wanted the spell bad enough

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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Has expensive magic cards for trade

Drops them all in
Has expensive magic cards for trade

Drops them all in


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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Everyday  I'm shuffling

A new magic the gathering deck
Everyday I'm shuffling

A new magic the gathering deck


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Funny Song Quotes,  
    
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

Funny Accounting Sayings,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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Cranes

They aren't raised

They magically appear
Cranes

They aren't raised

They magically appear


Crane Jokes,  Short Jokes,  
    
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A Mexican magician tells the audience that he'll disappear on the count of 3

He says, "Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres

Without a tres, Coral
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he'll disappear on the count of 3

He says, "Uno, dos..." *poof* he disappeared without a tres

Without a tres, Coral


Memes,  Magic Puns,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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