Magic: The Gathering Jokes

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They sent me to detention

I sent them to the shadow realm
They sent me to detention

I sent them to the shadow realm


Detention Jokes,  Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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Two of your islands are untapped?

I'm watching you
Two of your islands are untapped?

I'm watching you


Im Watching You,  Funny Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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This steak is so rare

Nerds are playing Magic: the gathering with it
This steak is so rare

Nerds are playing Magic: the gathering with it


Gordon Ramsay Jokes,  Gordon Ramsay Funny,  
    
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When you draw a card

Look at your opponent and ask there life total
When you draw a card

Look at your opponent and ask there life total


Cookie Monster Jokes,  Funny Advice,  
    
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What if fantasy football.....

Was just magic the gathering for jocks?
What if fantasy football.....

Was just magic the gathering for jocks?


Keanu Meme,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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If you wanted to spell bad enough

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem
If you wanted to spell bad enough

Then paying 3 mana shouldn't have been a problem


Funny Nerd Quotes,  Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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You had me at

Magic the gathering
You had me at

Magic the gathering


Funny Nerdy Jokes,  Geeky Jokes,  
    
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Plays Magic the gathering 

Still has a girlfriend
Plays Magic the gathering

Still has a girlfriend


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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Paid $12 for a MTG draft got a $15 card

Today was a good day
Paid $12 for a MTG draft got a $15 card

Today was a good day


Ice Cube Meme,  Ice Cube Funny,  
    
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Meanwhile at Friday night Magic
Meanwhile at Friday night Magic

Nerdy Jokes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Yo dawg, I head you liek magic the gathering

So I put magic in your writing class so you can spell while you spell
Yo dawg, I head you liek magic the gathering

So I put magic in your writing class so you can spell while you spell


Xzibit Meme (theme),  Yo Dawg (theme),  
    
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My friends reaction when I say "I don't like playing Magic."
My friends reaction when I say "I don't like playing Magic."

My Face When Meme,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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"I play magic the gathering"

Deck has 100 cards
"I play magic the gathering"

Deck has 100 cards


Idiot Nerd Girl (theme),  Nerd Humor,  
    
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Y'all got anymore of them

Mtg boosters
Y'all got anymore of them

Mtg boosters


Dave Chappelle Memes,  Gamer Meme,  
    
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Is world champion Magic: the gatering 

Doesn't put it on his okcupid profile
Is world champion Magic: the gatering

Doesn't put it on his okcupid profile


Online Dating Jokes,  Internet Dating Jokes,  
    
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