Magnesium Jokes

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I told a joke about Potassium Chloride, Copper, Magnesium, and Zinc

There was no reaction
I told a joke about Potassium Chloride, Copper, Magnesium, and Zinc

There was no reaction


Zinc Jokes,  Science Memes,  
    
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Oxygen, Magnesium! Lithium, Oxygen, Nitrogen!

O-MG! LI-O-N!
Oxygen, Magnesium! Lithium, Oxygen, Nitrogen!

O-MG! LI-O-N!


Chemistry Humor,  Cat Memes (theme),  Lion Jokes,  
    
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I have magnesium :)
I have magnesium :)

Food Humor,  Avocado Jokes,  
    
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When life gives you lemons...

Make magnesium citrate as you can use the citric acid found in lemon juice
When life gives you lemons...

Make magnesium citrate as you can use the citric acid found in lemon juice


Chemistry Cat (theme),  Chemistry Humor,  
    
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I ate 5000 calories and 300% saturated fat

But I have 20% of my magnesium for the day, so I got that going for me, which is nice
I ate 5000 calories and 300% saturated fat

But I have 20% of my magnesium for the day, so I got that going for me, which is nice


Funny Eating Jokes,  Calorie Jokes,  
    
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"Magnesium"
"Magnesium"

Chemistry Jokes,  Dr Evil Meme (theme),  
    
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Drink the magnesium citrate they said.

It will be fun they said.
Drink the magnesium citrate they said.

It will be fun they said.


They Said Memes,  Diarrhea Meme,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
Magnesium fire?

Just extinguish it with some water
Magnesium fire?

Just extinguish it with some water


Bad Advice Cat,  Fire Jokes,  
    
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Muscle cramps? 

Restless leg syndrome?

Take magnesium
Muscle cramps?

Restless leg syndrome?

Take magnesium


Hell Nah,  Just Wrong,  
    
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I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out of style

I was like "OMG"
I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out of style

I was like "OMG"


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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Oxygen and magnesium are dating now!

OMg!
Oxygen and magnesium are dating now!

OMg!


Oxygen Jokes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  
    
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Do you know any good jokes about magnesium?

Nope. I do not.
Do you know any good jokes about magnesium?

Nope. I do not.


Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chemistry Humor,  
    
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magnesium citrate

it really works!
magnesium citrate

it really works!


Diarrhea Meme,  Funny Gross Pictures,  
    
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Read the experiment before class

Totally knew how much HCL to add to the magnesium
Read the experiment before class

Totally knew how much HCL to add to the magnesium


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Science Humor,  
    
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if we get together i'll be oxygen and you'll be magnesium

cause you'll be screaming omg all night long!
if we get together i'll be oxygen and you'll be magnesium

cause you'll be screaming omg all night long!


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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