Mama Disses

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Mama dissesYo mammas so short she does backflips under her bed
Here you will find the funniest mama disses. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

One of the most common insults and the easiest way to get under someone’s skin would be a mama diss. Yo momma, ya mama, mama jokes, disses and insults are any and everywhere. Some are funny, some are outrageous and some are completely disrespectful. Dissing someone’s mama is always pretty funny even though personally we wouldn’t tolerate anyone dissing ours it always seems to be the first joke we seem resort to.

We have the best collection of Mama disses on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's

Kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's

Kite was to her apartment.


Funny Get Well Soon Ecards,  Yo Mama Comebacks,  Your Mama Disses,  
    
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Shut up! You will never be

The man your mother is.
Shut up! You will never be

The man your mother is.


Yo Mama Comebacks,  Best Yo Mama Joke,  Your Mama Disses,  
    
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Mama doesn't always talk on the phone

But when she does, she walks all over the house yelling as loud as she can
Mama doesn't always talk on the phone

But when she does, she walks all over the house yelling as loud as she can


Memes,  Dos Equis Meme (theme),  
    
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Yo Momma so ugly that when she entered a haunted house she came out with an application
Yo Momma so ugly that when she entered a haunted house she came out with an application

Funny Jokes,  Yo Mama So Ugly,  
    
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Yo mama's so stupid

She tripped over the wireless internet!
Yo mama's so stupid

She tripped over the wireless internet!


Yo Mama So Stupid,  Wifi Jokes,  Good Yomama Jokes,  
    
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Yo momma so stupid she jumped 

Out the window and went up
Yo momma so stupid she jumped

Out the window and went up


Memes,  The Best Mama Jokes Ever,  Yo Mama So Stupid,  
    
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If your mom climbed the Empire State like King 

Kong did, the building would break in half.
If your mom climbed the Empire State like King

Kong did, the building would break in half.


Memes,  Fat Mama Jokes,  Fat Momma Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama so fat she deep 

Fries her toothpaste
Yo mama so fat she deep

Fries her toothpaste


Memes,  So Fat Jokes,  Tooth Paste Jokes,  
    
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Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on 

The scale it said one at a time please.
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on

The scale it said one at a time please.


Memes,  The Best Mama Jokes Ever,  Yo Mom So Fat Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama has a glass eye 

With a fish in it.
Yo mama has a glass eye

With a fish in it.


Memes,  Best Yo Mama Jokes,  Glass Puns,  
    
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You're ugly and your mother 

Dresses you funny.
You're ugly and your mother

Dresses you funny.


Memes,  Ugly Jokes Comebacks,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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your mom is on my jock more than my jock strap.
your mom is on my jock more than my jock strap.

Memes,  Yo Momma Jokes List,  
    
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yo mama is so nasty that she's got 

more clap than an auditorium.
yo mama is so nasty that she's got

more clap than an auditorium.


Memes,  Best Yo Mama Jokes,  Funny Std Memes  
    
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?  sir, i'm straighter then the pole your mom dances on.
? sir, i'm straighter then the pole your mom dances on.

Best Mom Jokes,  Mom Disses,  Amazing Disses,  
    
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your mother's head game

it's grrrrrrrrrrreat
your mother's head game

it's grrrrrrrrrrreat


Tony The Tiger Meme,  Your Mother Jokes,  Mother Jokes One Liners,  
    
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