Mama So Fat Jokes

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Yo mamma so fat...

Her mass has a gravitational lensing effect
Yo mamma so fat...

Her mass has a gravitational lensing effect


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Yo mama is so fat

The only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc
Yo mama is so fat

The only letters of the alphabet she knows are kfc


Good Come Back Jokes,  Yo Mama Comebacks,  
    
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Yo mama's so fat

When she aksed how much she weighed, Buzz Lightyear said "infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama's so fat

When she aksed how much she weighed, Buzz Lightyear said "infinity and beyond!"


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Yo mamas so fat

When she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "holy crap, that's my phone number"
Yo mamas so fat

When she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "holy crap, that's my phone number"


Memes,  Phone Number Joke,  
    
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Yo mamma so fat

Even Jeff The Killer ran in fear
Yo mamma so fat

Even Jeff The Killer ran in fear


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Yo Mommas so fat, we were playing hide and go seek and I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Yo Mommas so fat, we were playing hide and go seek and I spotted her behind the Himalayas.

Funny Jokes,  Mountain Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery
Yo Mommas so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery

Funny Jokes,  Bakery Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, they had to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through the door.
Yo Mommas so fat, they had to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through the door.

Funny Jokes,  Twinkies Jokes,  
    
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Yo Momma so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
Yo Momma so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Funny Jokes,  Sleep Fail,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Yo Mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

Funny Jokes,  Broken Leg Joke,  
    
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Yo Momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo Momma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas!

Funny Jokes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo Mommas so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.

Funny Jokes,  Chair Jokes,  Seat Belt Jokes,  
    
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Yo mommas so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit.
Yo mommas so fat, she needs cheat codes for wii fit.

Funny Jokes,  Wii Jokes,  Wii Fail,  
    
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Yo Mommas so fat when she steps on a scale, it read " one at a time, please".
Yo Mommas so fat when she steps on a scale, it read " one at a time, please".

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Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into a pool, they thought it was a nuclear explosion.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into a pool, they thought it was a nuclear explosion.

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