Man And Wife Jokes

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My wife, Elfina, left me for a garden gnome. 

She said he was more down to earth.
My wife, Elfina, left me for a garden gnome.

She said he was more down to earth.


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when somebody else preach'n & your wife goin in harder than she do when you preach
when somebody else preach'n & your wife goin in harder than she do when you preach

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I got into trouble with my wife again...

How? 

She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!
I got into trouble with my wife again...

How?

She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!


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I married a very immature woman and it didn't work out.

See if this is not immature to you.

I would be home in the bathroom. Taking a bath.

And my wife would walk right in whenever she felt like it

And sink my boats.
I married a very immature woman and it didn't work out.

See if this is not immature to you.

I would be home in the bathroom. Taking a bath.

And my wife would walk right in whenever she felt like it

And sink my boats.


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Never laugh at your wife's choices...

You are one of them.
Never laugh at your wife's choices...

You are one of them.


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Whipped

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.
Whipped

When you check in with your wife, no matter what.


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Husband:- I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it oce again. Wifes like that are hard to get!
Husband:- I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it oce again. Wifes like that are hard to get!


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I'm having a breakup party and all you need to bring is contempt for my ex.
I'm having a breakup party and all you need to bring is contempt for my ex.

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It's not me, it's you.
It's not me, it's you.

Man And Woman Jokes,  Divorce Ecards  
    
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I'm glad your trial separation didn't work out.
I'm glad your trial separation didn't work out.

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The conditions of the divorce are simple both of us have a list of items and this one is yours...
The conditions of the divorce are simple both of us have a list of items and this one is yours...

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i can't believe it! my friend and best wife!
i can't believe it! my friend and best wife!

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It doesn't matter who you are...

When your wife says "switch seats"

You. Switch. Seats.
It doesn't matter who you are...

When your wife says "switch seats"

You. Switch. Seats.


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