Do you know why the Army says hooah? It's how you say oorah with a !@#$ in your mouth. For real though, I don't think a few jokes can be that harmful. Three of my best friends are in the army and we joke back and forth but we still have the most respect you can have for one another.
A soldier in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''
The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''
The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''