Marine Jokes About The Army

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Joins the army
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Joins the army


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There's strong. Then there's Army strong. Lucky for us, we still have Marines.


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Oh, you mean the army's enforcing standards the marine corps' had for years?

And you call yourselves "Army strong"
Oh, you mean the army's enforcing standards the marine corps' had for years?

And you call yourselves "Army strong"


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This kid in my history class is a marine..

When I find out someone's in the army, I respect him less
This kid in my history class is a marine..

When I find out someone's in the army, I respect him less


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Every branch looks equally sexy in uniform

False. Only the Marines look sexy in uniform
Every branch looks equally sexy in uniform

False. Only the Marines look sexy in uniform


Marine Humor,  Funny Military Sayings,  Uniform Jokes  
    
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U.S. ARMY = Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet!

Funny Army Quotes,  Army Jokes  
    
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A soldier in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear a MARINE joke?''

The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The sailor says, ''Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''


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What do you call the hat Army soldiers wear...A Marine's serving tray.

Army Jokes,  Marine Jokes  
    
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How does an Army Soldier put on his underwear ?

YELLOW in front BROWN in back


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Q: What happens when you send a 100 Army men to war?

A: They return as 50 couples


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A Marine and a Sailor both take a piss in the head. As the Sailor leaves he hears the Marine ask "Aren't you going to wash your hands?" The Sailor replies we know better than to piss on our hands.

Army Jokes,  Funny Insult Quotes  
    
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Q: Why does Army have their names on their back pocket?

A: So the marines know what to call them.


Army Humor,  Marine Humor  
    
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What happened when the Marine raced a guy in the Army?

The Marine said he got tired of waiting so he can't explain.


Army Jokes,  Marine Humor,  Funny Military Jokes  
    
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The Army spent millions of dollars developing a pen that could write in space. The Marines just used a pencil.

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