Marriage Advice Funny

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Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz
Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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If you find someone that doesn't worry about

Their phone while you're hanging out, marry them!
If you find someone that doesn't worry about

Their phone while you're hanging out, marry them!


Memes,  Phone Jokes,  
    
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never get on one knee for a girl

they wont get on two for you
never get on one knee for a girl

they wont get on two for you


Funny Marriage Advice For Men,  Funny Love Advice,  
    
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Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him? 

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake
Wife to Doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep what should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake


Opportunity Jokes,  Best Doctor Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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es expect this

from  like this
es expect this

from like this


Memes,  Epic Fail,  
    
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you gotta marry someone you know you'll still wanna  when you're 45 in the back of your mini van when the kids are at soccer practice
you gotta marry someone you know you'll still wanna when you're 45 in the back of your mini van when the kids are at soccer practice

Funny Quotes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  Funny Couple Quotes,  
    
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Before you marry a person

You should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are
Before you marry a person

You should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are


Memes,  Slow Computer Jokes,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

Funny Quotes,  Marriage Jokes In English,  Funny Marriage Advice For Men,  
    
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The secret of a long-lasting marriage is to never hate each other's guts at exactly the same time.
The secret of a long-lasting marriage is to never hate each other's guts at exactly the same time.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Wedding Advice For The Bride,  
    
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Don't do it...

Its a trap!!!
Don't do it...

Its a trap!!!


Memes,  Funny Marriage Advice Quotes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Newlywed's Cooking Advice

1. Find phonebook

2. Order takeout

3. Eat
Newlywed's Cooking Advice

1. Find phonebook

2. Order takeout

3. Eat


Funny Quotes,  Funny Newlywed Advice,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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Why don't you just marry it?

I can't marry tumblr. Stupid.
Why don't you just marry it?

I can't marry tumblr. Stupid.


Funny Ecards,  Tumblr Jokes,  Website Jokes,  
    
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Funny Quotes,  Marriage One Liners,  
    
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Yes, I remember suggesting that you never go to bed angry. However, two years is a long time to go without sleep.
Yes, I remember suggesting that you never go to bed angry. However, two years is a long time to go without sleep.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Marriage Comics,  
    
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advice for married men

never laugh at your wife's decisions

you are one of them
advice for married men

never laugh at your wife's decisions

you are one of them


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Marriage Advice For Men,  Funny Marriage Advice,  
    
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