Marriage Funny

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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.


Memes,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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when all your friends are getting married and you're still giving head in cars
when all your friends are getting married and you're still giving head in cars

Memes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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when you promise to love her tugh thickness and in health
when you promise to love her tugh thickness and in health

Memes,  Big Girl Jokes,  
    
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Watch This Dude Shatter His Girlfriend’s Dreams With This Ice Cold Marriage Proposal Prank
a prankster tricks his girlfriend into thinking he is proposing to her.

Pranks,  2016 Pranks,  Prank Videos,  
    
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Broncos fan after dropping $21,000 on Super Bowl 50 tickets: 'Don't tell my wife'
A Bronco's fan being interviewed by a news reporter discusses paying thousands for Super Bowl tickets without telling his wife.

Sports,  Relationship,  Super Bowl Jokes,  Funny News,  
    
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When you take #wastehertime2016 a little too far

Man tells wife he was joking when he proposed 20 years ago
When you take #wastehertime2016 a little too far

Man tells wife he was joking when he proposed 20 years ago


Memes,  Waste Her Time 2016,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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ima get married, be at the altar like "you really  wit me huh?"
ima get married, be at the altar like "you really wit me huh?"

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes On Marriage,  
    
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Perfect ride for those moments

When your cousins are getting married...to eachother
Perfect ride for those moments

When your cousins are getting married...to eachother


Limo Jokes,  Good Redneck Jokes,  
    
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My wife is Muslim and NOT a terrorist. But I'm scared of her anyway.
My wife is Muslim and NOT a terrorist. But I'm scared of her anyway.

Funny Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  Muslim Jokes,  
    
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Marriage Joke,  Corny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Just listened to my wife take a phone interview

I wouldn't hire her in a million years
Just listened to my wife take a phone interview

I wouldn't hire her in a million years


Memes,  Wife Jokes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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She loves reminding me I'm basically my husband's side chick
She loves reminding me I'm basically my husband's side chick

Memes,  Side Chick Jokes,  Jokes About Cats,  
    
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A wife is like a hand grenade

Remove the ring, and your house is gone
A wife is like a hand grenade

Remove the ring, and your house is gone


Memes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  
    
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When you need that Visa

ASAP
When you need that Visa

ASAP


Memes,  Immigrant Jokes,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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