Marriage Humor Jokes

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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.


Memes,  Marriage Funny,  
    
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My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to.

All you have to do is listen.
My wife is one of the easiest people you'll ever talk to.

All you have to do is listen.


Wife Bashing Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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Hate when people say white people have no culture
Hate when people say white people have no culture

Memes,  White People Disses,  Omg Lol,  
    
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when he decides that you're the one he wants to cheat on for the rest of his life.
when he decides that you're the one he wants to cheat on for the rest of his life.

Memes,  Dog Meme,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?

Everybody wondered what he saw in her...
Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?

Everybody wondered what he saw in her...


X Ray Jokes,  Clever Humor,  
    
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Women: I can't date you, you are my best friend.

Women: I want to marry my best friend
Women: I can't date you, you are my best friend.

Women: I want to marry my best friend


Memes,  Men Jokes About Women,  Lol Funny,  
    
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husband got excited thinking i was touching myself under the covers but i was actually just opening a kit kat i didn't wanna share.
husband got excited thinking i was touching myself under the covers but i was actually just opening a kit kat i didn't wanna share.

Funny Jokes,  Husband Jokes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Funny Valentines Images,  Cheating Jokes,  
    
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This dog out here getting married but I can't get a text back?..smdh..
This dog out here getting married but I can't get a text back?..smdh..

Memes,  Dog Jokes,  Dog Jokes Funny,  
    
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50% of marriages end in divorce.

100% of wine ends up in my mouth.

Drink. Don't date.
50% of marriages end in divorce.

100% of wine ends up in my mouth.

Drink. Don't date.


Memes,  Divorce Jokes,  
    
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i think she's married. check out the ring...
i think she's married. check out the ring...

Memes,  Freaky Jokes,  
    
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You face when your girl starts talking about marriage and kids after only dating for 3 weeks.
You face when your girl starts talking about marriage and kids after only dating for 3 weeks.

Memes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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when you gotta beg your wife for some head
when you gotta beg your wife for some head

Memes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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Idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
Idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

Funny Jokes,  Flirt Jokes,  
    
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wife says, not tonight ney, i have a headache."

"it's not going in your head."
wife says, not tonight ney, i have a headache."

"it's not going in your head."


Memes,  Headache Jokes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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