Marriage Humor

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might as well stay and have on more

wife's going to chew my head off when i get me anyway
might as well stay and have on more

wife's going to chew my head off when i get me anyway


Memes,  Wife Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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American Express Jokes,  Credit Card Jokes,  
    
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Watch A Severely Pissed-Off Wife Smash Up Her Cheating Husband’s Volkswagen With A Mallet
wife smashes up cheating husband's volkswagen car after she discovers his affair.

News,  Funny Cheating,  Crazy Videos,  World News,  
    
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when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock
when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock

Memes,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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When you find a girl that actually understand how important memes are
When you find a girl that actually understand how important memes are

Memes,  Memes Jokes,  Dj Khaled Meme,  
    
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Wife:  Will you please keep up on the housecleaning while I'm gone?

Me: If you're not here it won't get dirty
Wife: Will you please keep up on the housecleaning while I'm gone?

Me: If you're not here it won't get dirty


Memes,  Wife Jokes,  Dirty House Jokes,  
    
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moved in to a new use with husband, already had sex last night

neighbors i didn't meet yet umed my husband lives alone, and asked him to keep the porn volume down
moved in to a new use with husband, already had sex last night

neighbors i didn't meet yet umed my husband lives alone, and asked him to keep the porn volume down


Memes,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy...

my wife wever called them "wedding vows"
when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy...

my wife wever called them "wedding vows"


Funny Jokes,  
    
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My husband makes my coffee every morning

It tastes like shit so I dump it out and stop by Starbucks on the way to work
My husband makes my coffee every morning

It tastes like shit so I dump it out and stop by Starbucks on the way to work


Memes,  Coffee Meme,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent
Two antennas met on a roof fell in love and got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent


Memes,  Bad Pun Dog,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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Confucious say

Man that marries a mime lives quietly ever after.
Confucious say

Man that marries a mime lives quietly ever after.


Memes,  Confucius Jokes,  Wise Confucius,  
    
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Getting married in a few hours

I should 

Write my vows
Getting married in a few hours

I should

Write my vows


Memes,  I Should Buy A Boat Cat,  
    
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Wife says we can't cook on the stove

Because she just cleaned it and wants to keep it that way
Wife says we can't cook on the stove

Because she just cleaned it and wants to keep it that way


Memes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Wife Jokes,  
    
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Wife angered me at breakfast

Didn't do her laundry
Wife angered me at breakfast

Didn't do her laundry


Memes,  Baby Insanity Wolf,  Laundry Jokes,  
    
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