Marriage Is Like Jokes

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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

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Marriage is like a playing deck of cards... when you start out all you have are 2 hearts and a diamond... after awhile you just wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like a playing deck of cards... when you start out all you have are 2 hearts and a diamond... after awhile you just wish you had a club and a spade.

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'regular' marriage and '' marriage is like bikini tops and bras. exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public.
'regular' marriage and '' marriage is like bikini tops and bras. exactly the same thing, yet only one is allowed in public.

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Marriage is like a friends with benefits relationship without the benefits.
Marriage is like a friends with benefits relationship without the benefits.

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To some people, marriage is a word, to others, its a sentence.

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How Bedroom smells after marriages:

First 3 months - Perfumes and Flowers!

After 12 months - Baby Powder, Cream, diapers and Lotions!

After 7 Years - Balms, Move and pain killers..


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Marriage is like public toilet..
Those who waiting outside, are desperate and curious to get in..
But those who inside, are desperate to come out!!


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Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

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Marriage is like a violin; After the sweet music is over, there are still strings are attached.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife.

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Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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