Marriage Joke

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why do watermelons have such fancy weddings? 

because they cantaloupe!!
why do watermelons have such fancy weddings?

because they cantaloupe!!


Watermelon Puns,  Wedding Jokes,  Super Lame Jokes,  
    
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I believe in arranged marriages, but only between attractive people.
I believe in arranged marriages, but only between attractive people.

Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Bad Marriage Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.
I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.

Vulture Jokes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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2 types of women in this world
2 types of women in this world

Hilarious Women Jokes,  Nail Jokes,  Single Memes,  
    
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oh, we can't p gun laws because it treads on your liberty?

tell me more about w we must regulate marriage and inas.
oh, we can't p gun laws because it treads on your liberty?

tell me more about w we must regulate marriage and inas.


Liberal Meme,  Please Tell Me More Meme (theme),  Gop Meme,  
    
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Get married

Go mountain climbing on honeymoon
Get married

Go mountain climbing on honeymoon


Mountain Climbing Jokes,  Honeymoon Jokes,  
    
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Hellooooo green card!!!

Just married!
Hellooooo green card!!!

Just married!


Green Card Jokes,  Funny Wedding Ecard,  
    
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sexuality forbidden

cousins marriage okay
sexuality forbidden

cousins marriage okay


Quran Jokes,  Cousin Jokes,  
    
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Marriage Funny,  Corny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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tell my husband i don't want to have sex because i'm on my period

"is your mouth on it's period?"
tell my husband i don't want to have sex because i'm on my period

"is your mouth on it's period?"


Memes,  Insanity Wolf Meme,  
    
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Marries an American citizen

Disappears without a trace once he secures his green card.
Marries an American citizen

Disappears without a trace once he secures his green card.


Memes,  Scumbag Steve Memes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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wife says she is freezing her  off

"well, that'll take a while"
wife says she is freezing her off

"well, that'll take a while"


Memes,  Wife Jokes,  
    
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You know you're married when

You have 'look at' soap
KAPPITS (2)
White People: You know you're white when you have this in your bathroom
White People: You know you're white when
You know you're married when

You have 'look at' soap


Memes,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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Marry an American

Get a green card
Marry an American

Get a green card


Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  
    
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Hates illegals

Wants to marry a guy just for a green card
Hates illegals

Wants to marry a guy just for a green card


Memes,  Green Card Jokes,  
    
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