Marriage Jokes One Liners

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Congratulations on your arranged marriage. I hope you end up liking each other.
Congratulations on your arranged marriage. I hope you end up liking each other.

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Arranged Marriage Jokes,  
    
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I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!
I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Arranged Marriage Jokes,  
    
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''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''
''paul, i think that jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at me.''

Jokes About Gay People,  Gay Humor,  Counseling Jokes,  
    
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Everyone I know is getting engaged and I'm just over here watching say yes to the dress and planning my pretend wedding on pinterest
Everyone I know is getting engaged and I'm just over here watching say yes to the dress and planning my pretend wedding on pinterest

Funny Engagement Quotes,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  Funny Love Ecards,  
    
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You're too young to be in a relationship

Engaged at 19 and married at 22
You're too young to be in a relationship

Engaged at 19 and married at 22


Funny Parent Quotes,  Funny Engagement Sayings,  Engagement Jokes,  
    
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When your student visa finishes

And there is no other option for visa...
When your student visa finishes

And there is no other option for visa...


Memes,  Funny Wedding Pictures,  
    
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Mark Zuckerberg marries an Asian

Who else is capable of counting his money?
Mark Zuckerberg marries an Asian

Who else is capable of counting his money?


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Racist Jokes Asian,  
    
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Everybody out here getting married and I'm just like
Everybody out here getting married and I'm just like

Memes,  Getting Married Jokes,  Single Life Jokes,  
    
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Sorry we can't give out marriage licenses...

I used them all myself.
Sorry we can't give out marriage licenses...

I used them all myself.


Memes,  Kim Davis Meme,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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My family waiting for me

To get married
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My family waiting for me

To get married


Memes,  Marriage Jokes In English,  
    
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I gotta get married before my ex to solidify my petty. Lol
I gotta get married before my ex to solidify my petty. Lol

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  Celebrity Tweets,  
    
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Marriage 101

From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.
Marriage 101

From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.


Demotivational Posters,  Married Life Jokes,  
    
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Wow I can't believe I'm 

Marrying Bruce Willis!
Wow I can't believe I'm

Marrying Bruce Willis!


Memes,  Rick Harrison Meme,  
    
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dont wanna marry before 30

 me right?
dont wanna marry before 30

me right?


Memes,  
    
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It's tough to stay married. 

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.


Memes,  Rodney Dangerfield Joke,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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