Marriage One Liners

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"Until death do us part? Best I can do is 6 years."
"Until death do us part? Best I can do is 6 years."

Memes,  Funny Wedding One Liners,  Pawn Stars Meme (theme),  
    
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just civil unioned.
just civil unioned.

Best Gay Jokes,  Good Gay Jokes,  Gay Humor,  
    
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''Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.''
''Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.''

Diploma Jokes,  Marriage Puns,  
    
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God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.
God won't send you a husband until you learn how to cook.

Memes,  God Jokes,  God Jokes One Liners,  
    
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For a groom who used to be an avid gamer
For a groom who used to be an avid gamer

Memes,  Gamer Memes,  
    
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The day another person makes me happier than a plate of bacon is the day I'll get married.
The day another person makes me happier than a plate of bacon is the day I'll get married.

Funny Jokes,  Bacon Jokes,  
    
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The Matrix

Marriage edition
The Matrix

Marriage edition


Memes,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Relationship goals
Relationship goals

Memes,  Relationship Goals,  
    
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When ya Uncle marries y'all for only 6 pack and some Newport's
When ya Uncle marries y'all for only 6 pack and some Newport's

Memes,  Uncle Jokes,  
    
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My three marriages are off limits 

Gay people's marriages are totally different
My three marriages are off limits

Gay people's marriages are totally different


Memes,  Gay Marriage Jokes,  Newt Gingrich Meme,  
    
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It's tough to stay married. 

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.


Memes,  Rodney Dangerfield Joke,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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Spend money on the marriage

Not the wedding
Spend money on the marriage

Not the wedding


Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  Funny Advice For Newlyweds,  Money Jokes,  
    
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If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again
If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wedding Quotes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Marriage Quotes,  
    
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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Funny Quotes,  Getting Married Jokes,  Funny Marriage Facts,  
    
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