Marriage Puns

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Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.


Memes,  Marriage Funny,  Marriage Humor Jokes,  
    
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''Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.''
''Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.''

Diploma Jokes,  Marriage One Liners,  
    
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*Gets on one knee*

Be my new son?

Young Thug:
*Gets on one knee*

Be my new son?

Young Thug:


Memes,  Birdman Memes,  
    
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I don't always get married

But when I do, I do
I don't always get married

But when I do, I do


I Dont Always Memes (theme),  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  
    
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When the hockey player came home he gave his wife a puck on the cheek.

Hockey Jokes,  Hockey Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant - Tommy Cooper

Marriage Jokes One Liners,  Marriage Jokes,  Clean Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Lifetime Jokes,  Money Humor,  Money Jokes One Liners  
    
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Marriage is like a violin; After the sweet music is over, there are still strings are attached.

Marriage Humor Jokes,  Violin Jokes,  Funny Divorce Quotes,  
    
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The Formula for a Happy Marriage: It's the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.

Happy Marriage Jokes,  California Jokes,  
    
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Husbands are like fires...they go out when left unattended.

Bad Husband Jokes,  Wife And Husband Humor,  
    
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Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Short Funny Puns,  Funny Puns One Liners,  Funny Puns  
    
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MY ONLY WIFEY

Married to the money?

I guess he's married to the money
MY ONLY WIFEY

Married to the money?

I guess he's married to the money


Money Puns,  Money Jokes,  Wife Humor  
    
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Why did the bumble bee get married?

Because his honey was the sweetest thing he has ever met


Jokes About Insects,  Insect Jokes,  Honey Jokes,  
    
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

Clean Marriage Jokes,  Jail Jokes One Liners,  
    
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