Married Life Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral married life jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Marriage is considered the end of freedom and the end of any kind of sex at all without the purpose of procreating. On this page, you will find jokes that refer to this and plenty of jokes about other things that make married life so miserable.

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*Me to the marriage counselor* "Half of the time when we argue, he starts it." My husband:
*Me to the marriage counselor*

"Half of the time when we argue, he starts it."

My husband:

Memes,  Counseling Jokes,  Blame Jokes,  
    
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I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro: Marry your best friend.
I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro: Marry your best friend.

Memes,  Wife And Husband Humor,  
    
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when i get married
when i get married

Memes,  New Wife Jokes,  
    
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Shit husbands do
Shit husbands do

Memes,  Funny Husband Jokes,  Funny Jokes On Men,  
    
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when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like
when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like

Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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*when i think of my future marriage*
*when i think of my future marriage*

Memes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  Fridge Meme,  
    
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Saw the look on his face so I went to give him a dollar. He gave it back & said "I'm not homeless.. I'm married"
Saw the look on his face so I went to give him a dollar. He gave it back & said "I'm not homeless.. I'm married"

Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore
After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore

Funny Pictures,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
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happy steak day we're married.
happy

steak

day

we're married.

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Jokes About Marriage,  
    
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33% of married women say their cats is a better listener then their husbands.67% of cats say this crazy lady won't shut the up
33% of married women say their cats is a better listener then their

husbands.67% of cats say this crazy lady won't shut the up

Cat Lady Meme,  Shut Up Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin. That must have been an awesome honeymoon.
So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin.

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.

Virgin Mary Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Joseph Jokes,  
    
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I'm married... What will I do on Pinterest now?!
I'm married...

What will I do on Pinterest now?!

Funny Wedding Sayings,  Bride Jokes,  Pinterest Jokes,  
    
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when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock
when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock

Memes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy... my wife wever called them "wedding vows"
when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy...

my wife wever called them "wedding vows"

Funny Jokes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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I do I do what she says
I do

I do what she says

Funny Pictures,  Marriage Humor,  Funny Mug Sayings,  
    
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