Martini Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular viral martini jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.

Martini is a cocktail composed of gin and usually served with an olive that often looks like a glass of wine or water in a fancy glass. Here you will find jokes about drinking martinis and the different kinds you can order.

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on fridays i prefer

my espresso in a

martini
on fridays i prefer

my espresso in a

martini


Funny Drinking Sayings,  Funny Friday,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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i don't always drink dry martinis

but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around
i don't always drink dry martinis

but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around


Memes,  
    
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Grey Goose martini?

You mean girl drink...
Grey Goose martini?

You mean girl drink...


Memes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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I'm never drinking again!!

Oh look, apple martini
I'm never drinking again!!

Oh look, apple martini


Memes,  Dory Meme,  
    
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Dirty martini?

You got it, baby!
Dirty martini?

You got it, baby!


Memes,  
    
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The perfect martini

1. Pour gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

2. Drink whiskey
The perfect martini

1. Pour gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

2. Drink whiskey


Memes,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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There nothing wrong with a man

Drinking a fruity martini
There nothing wrong with a man

Drinking a fruity martini


Memes,  Richard Simmons Jokes,  
    
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Prepare yourself

Espresso martinis are coming
Prepare yourself

Espresso martinis are coming


Memes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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Mormon martini

Martini glass

Fill with milk

Gains with cookie

(No spiking the milk!)
Mormon martini

Martini glass

Fill with milk

Gains with cookie

(No spiking the milk!)


Memes,  Mormon Humor,  
    
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so i took her to a martini bar.

es love martini bars.
so i took her to a martini bar.

es love martini bars.


Memes,  
    
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I prefer my dog

Shaken, not stirred.
I prefer my dog

Shaken, not stirred.


Demotivational Posters,  Hilarious Photos With Captions,  
    
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No martini

No party!
No martini

No party!


Memes,  Great Party Jokes,  
    
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A martini

Is any cocktail in a martini glass
A martini

Is any cocktail in a martini glass


Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When you plan on having a dirty martini night

... And you run out of olive juice...
When you plan on having a dirty martini night

... And you run out of olive juice...


Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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