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In this section, we have added the most popular viral martini jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and have added them here.
Martini is a cocktail composed of gin and usually served with an olive that often looks like a glass of wine or water in a fancy glass. Here you will find jokes about drinking martinis and the different kinds you can order.
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Martini is a cocktail composed of gin and usually served with an olive that often looks like a glass of wine or water in a fancy glass. Here you will find jokes about drinking martinis and the different kinds you can order.
While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit! We are continuously are always adding new content so we invite you to check back often as often as you like.
on fridays i prefer
my espresso in a
martini
Funny Drinking Sayings, Funny Friday, Funny Coffee Quotes,
my espresso in a
martini
Funny Drinking Sayings, Funny Friday, Funny Coffee Quotes,
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i don't always drink dry martinis
but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around
Memes,
but when it do, it's because there aren't any boobs around
Memes,
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The perfect martini
1. Pour gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.
2. Drink whiskey
Memes, Whiskey Jokes,
1. Pour gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.
2. Drink whiskey
Memes, Whiskey Jokes,
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Mormon martini
Martini glass
Fill with milk
Gains with cookie
(No spiking the milk!)
Memes, Mormon Humor,
Martini glass
Fill with milk
Gains with cookie
(No spiking the milk!)
Memes, Mormon Humor,
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When you plan on having a dirty martini night
... And you run out of olive juice...
Memes, Drink Jokes,
... And you run out of olive juice...
Memes, Drink Jokes,
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