Maryland Jokes

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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland

The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland

The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life


Simba Jokes,  Good Clean Jokes,  
    
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Jokes About Maryland,  Maryland State Jokes,  
    
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I went to the university of Maryland.

False. You went to the University of Maryland, Baltimore county. Located in catonsville, Maryland.
I went to the university of Maryland.

False. You went to the University of Maryland, Baltimore county. Located in catonsville, Maryland.


Jokes About Maryland,  Maryland State Jokes,  
    
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If you break up with a girl in Maryland

Does that make her your "old bae"?
If you break up with a girl in Maryland

Does that make her your "old bae"?


Memes,  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
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I am a liar, cheater

Now a slum lord in Maryland!
I am a liar, cheater

Now a slum lord in Maryland!


Memes,  Landlord Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland

Wow.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba.

...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland

Wow.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba.

...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.


Memes,  Simba Jokes,  
    
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meanwhile in maryland
meanwhile in maryland

Memes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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Memes,  Crab Jokes,  
    
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Yo Maryland, I heard you like universities

So I out  university college in your university
Yo Maryland, I heard you like universities

So I out university college in your university


Memes,  Xzibit Meme (theme),  
    
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are you from maryland?

"cause you ain't gonna be merry for long
are you from maryland?

"cause you ain't gonna be merry for long


Memes,  
    
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Says he's sorry for posting on "UMD" memes'

Keeps doing it anyways
Says he's sorry for posting on "UMD" memes'

Keeps doing it anyways


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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The Orioles are in first?

Please continue to tell me how u were always a fan
The Orioles are in first?

Please continue to tell me how u were always a fan


Memes,  Baltimore Orioles Jokes,  
    
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Man runs out of gas on interstate, sets up drum kit to kill time

On Tuesday morning, a man driving on the Baltimore Beltway ran out of gas. So he did what anyone would do: He pulled over to the shoulder of I-695, set up his drum kit, and began to play until help arrived. 

That's what I call a traffic jam
Man runs out of gas on interstate, sets up drum kit to kill time

On Tuesday morning, a man driving on the Baltimore Beltway ran out of gas. So he did what anyone would do: He pulled over to the shoulder of I-695, set up his drum kit, and began to play until help arrived.

That's what I call a traffic jam


Funny Pictures,  Funny News Stories,  Funny News Of The Day  
    
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Maryland Drivers!

Maryland Drivers Everywhere!
Maryland Drivers!

Maryland Drivers Everywhere!


Driving Memes,  Toy Story Jokes  
    
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