Masturbating Jokes

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when you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it swed out with them fresh batteries in it
when you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it swed out with them fresh batteries in it

Memes,  When You Meme,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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relationship status: 

my vibrator just asked for a day off
relationship status:

my vibrator just asked for a day off


Memes,  Relationship Status,  Funny Single Quotes,  
    
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when she text "you up?" but i already beat my meat.
when she text "you up?" but i already beat my meat.

Memes,  Booty Call Jokes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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asking god to pretend he didn't just see you masturbate.
asking god to pretend he didn't just see you masturbate.

Memes,  Sarah Silverman Jokes,  
    
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Pouring one out for Hugh Hefner
Pouring one out for Hugh Hefner

Memes,  
    
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i keep sending them hurricanes but they keep masturbating
i keep sending them hurricanes but they keep masturbating

Memes,  Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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me vs my meat at 2:39 am
me vs my meat at 2:39 am

Memes,  Ronda Rousey Meme,  
    
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employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave
employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave



Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day
mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day


Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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when your waiting for your parents to drive off so you can beat your meat
when your waiting for your parents to drive off so you can beat your meat

Memes,  
    
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the day i realized i didn't need no bih to buss a nut
the day i realized i didn't need no bih to buss a nut

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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you know you fap too much 

when one arm is significantly larger than the other
you know you fap too much

when one arm is significantly larger than the other


One Arm Jokes,  Fap Jokes,  Fap Meme,  
    
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abstinence makes the hand go wander
abstinence makes the hand go wander

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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what men do after an orgasm

fall asleep

clear browser history
what men do after an orgasm

fall asleep

clear browser history


Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  Funny Pie Charts,  
    
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got my right arm plastered

two weeks celibacy
got my right arm plastered

two weeks celibacy


Butthurt Dweller (theme),  Funny Broken Arm Jokes,  
    
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