Masturbating Jokes

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me vs my meat at 2:39 am
me vs my meat at 2:39 am

Memes,  Ronda Rousey Meme,  
    
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employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave
employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave



Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day
mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day


Memes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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when your waiting for your parents to drive off so you can beat your meat
when your waiting for your parents to drive off so you can beat your meat

Memes,  
    
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the day i realized i didn't need no bih to buss a nut
the day i realized i didn't need no bih to buss a nut

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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you know you fap too much 

when one arm is significantly larger than the other
you know you fap too much

when one arm is significantly larger than the other


One Arm Jokes,  Fap Jokes,  Fap Meme,  
    
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abstinence makes the hand go wander
abstinence makes the hand go wander

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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what men do after an orgasm

fall asleep

clear browser history
what men do after an orgasm

fall asleep

clear browser history


Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  Funny Pie Charts,  
    
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got my right arm plastered

two weeks celibacy
got my right arm plastered

two weeks celibacy


Butthurt Dweller (theme),  Funny Broken Arm Jokes,  
    
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palm sunday

if you know what i mean
palm sunday

if you know what i mean


Palm Sunday Jokes,  If You Know What I Mean Meme (theme),  Mr Bean Funny,  
    
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everyone's talking about steak and  day

and i'm just sitting here eating noodles and masturbating
everyone's talking about steak and day

and i'm just sitting here eating noodles and masturbating


Memes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  
    
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steak and  day?

more like fap and a t pocket day
steak and day?

more like fap and a t pocket day


Memes,  Forever Alone Meme (theme),  
    
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when you waiting for her parents to leave
when you waiting for her parents to leave

Memes,  
    
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woman arrested for masturbating with jimmy dean sausage in walmart bathroom
woman arrested for masturbating with jimmy dean sausage in walmart bathroom

Funny Jokes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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when you know it's time to give up on that new years resolution and stop going to the gym
when you know it's time to give up on that new years resolution and stop going to the gym

Memes,  Funny Signs,  Lmfao,  
    
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