Masturbation Jokes

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no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!
no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!


Memes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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when you go one day witut fapping
when you go one day witut fapping

Tom Hanks Jokes,  Fap Jokes,  
    
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now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.
now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.

Pen Puns,  Unemployed Jokes,  
    
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born with one arm

masturbation champion
born with one arm

masturbation champion


Success Kid (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  Fist Pump Baby (theme),  
    
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not sure if works out one arm 

or just jacks off a lot
not sure if works out one arm

or just jacks off a lot


Masturbation Memes,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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one arm is significantly stronger 

from fapping
one arm is significantly stronger

from fapping


One Arm Jokes,  Fap Meme,  Foul Bachelor Frog Meme,  
    
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sex-ed teacher asked if we had further questions about masturbation

"do you masturbate"
sex-ed teacher asked if we had further questions about masturbation

"do you masturbate"


Insanity Wolf Memes,  
    
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i've seen you masturbate,

and... you're good.
i've seen you masturbate,

and... you're good.


Christopher Walken Jokes,  
    
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i don't always masturbate

sometimes i have a wet dream.
i don't always masturbate

sometimes i have a wet dream.


Wet Dream Jokes,  I Dont Always Meme,  
    
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steak and  day?

more like fried chicken and a  for most of you.
steak and day?

more like fried chicken and a for most of you.


Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Single Jokes,  
    
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steak and  day?

i'm having salad and a !
steak and day?

i'm having salad and a !


Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Mr Bean Memes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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when you watching porn in your room and you hear somebody outside your door...
when you watching porn in your room and you hear somebody outside your door...

Memes,  
    
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i will stop jacking off.. u gon find u some  ..
i will stop jacking off.. u gon find u some ..

Memes,  Masturbation Memes,  
    
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"you can play with your 

not with me."
"you can play with your

not with me."


Funny Jokes,  
    
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mastubation keeps you from ing the wrong person.
mastubation keeps you from ing the wrong person.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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