Masturbation Jokes

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In my defense, you know how hard it is to do it yourself with 6 rings on your fingers?
In my defense, you know how hard it is to do it yourself with 6 rings on your fingers?

Memes,  Robert Kraft Meme,  
    
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first thing you doing if you win $200 million? beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.
first thing you doing if you win $200 million?

beat my meat. i need post-nut clarity before i make my next move.

Memes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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men suld ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer. it's september 9th and i'm already done with october
men suld ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.

it's september 9th and i'm already done with october

Memes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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day 16 of no nut november, ever since i put down the lotion bottle i picked up the brush and now i have a wle new set of strokes.
day 16 of no nut november, ever since i put down the lotion bottle i picked up the brush and now i have a wle new set of strokes.

Memes,  Painting Puns,  November Humor,  
    
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no presents for you! you have been masturbating too much!!!
no presents for you!

you have been masturbating too much!!!

Memes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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when you go one day witut fapping
when you go one day witut fapping

Tom Hanks Jokes,  Fap Jokes,  
    
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now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.
now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.

Pen Puns,  Unemployed Jokes,  
    
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born with one arm masturbation champion
born with one arm

masturbation champion

Success Kid (theme),  One Arm Jokes,  Fist Pump Baby (theme),  
    
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not sure if works out one arm or just jacks off a lot
not sure if works out one arm

or just jacks off a lot

Masturbation Memes,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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one arm is significantly stronger from fapping
one arm is significantly stronger

from fapping

One Arm Jokes,  Fap Meme,  Foul Bachelor Frog Meme,  
    
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sex-ed teacher asked if we had further questions about masturbation "do you masturbate"
sex-ed teacher asked if we had further questions about masturbation

"do you masturbate"

Insanity Wolf Memes,  
    
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i've seen you masturbate, and... you're good.
i've seen you masturbate,

and... you're good.

Christopher Walken Jokes,  
    
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i don't always masturbate sometimes i have a wet dream.
i don't always masturbate

sometimes i have a wet dream.

Wet Dream Jokes,  I Dont Always Meme,  
    
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steak and day? i'm having salad and a !
steak and day?

i'm having salad and a !

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Mr Bean Memes,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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steak and day? more like fried chicken and a for most of you.
steak and day?

more like fried chicken and a for most of you.

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Single Jokes,  
    
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