Math Jokes For Teachers

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Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

Because it's never right
Why is the obtuse triangle upset?

Because it's never right


Triangle Jokes,  Geometry Puns,  Kids Math Jokes,  
    
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"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."
"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Teacher Jokes One Liners,  Bad Kids,  Math Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Common Core: Jack has a cat and Jill has a pail of water. If Billy has $5.00, how many figs will his dog eat? Write your constructed response using a bar graph.
Common Core: Jack has a cat and Jill has a pail of water. If Billy has $5.00, how many figs will his dog eat? Write your constructed response using a bar graph.

Funny Ecards,  Common Core Math Meme,  
    
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chill daquan i said "square root" not "square up"
chill daquan i said "square root" not "square up"

Memes,  Ghetto Jokes,  
    
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The gene pool

In order for there to be a top, there must be a bottom
The gene pool

In order for there to be a top, there must be a bottom


Demotivational Posters,  Gene Pool Jokes,  
    
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Common Core Math

"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
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Common Core Math

"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."


Memes,  Alien Jokes,  Owl Meme,  
    
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"If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three... Why isn't 11 onety-one?"
"If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three... Why isn't 11 onety-one?"

Memes,  Math Memes,  
    
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Dance lessons for mathematicians
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Demotivational Posters,  Dance Jokes,  
    
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Rule of algebra: If it seems easy, you're probably doing it wrong.
Rule of algebra: If it seems easy, you're probably doing it wrong.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Math Facts,  
    
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Here's to being irrational!!

Happy Pi Day!
Here's to being irrational!!

Happy Pi Day!


Free Funny Ecards,  Pi Day Jokes,  Pi Jokes,  
    
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Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back and don't ask y.
Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back and don't ask y.


Funny Jokes,  Cute Math Jokes,  Funny Math Sayings  
    
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"You need to learn to do this without a calculator. You are not going to be carrying a calculator around with you everywhere you go!" - 4th grade math teacher
"You need to learn to do this without a calculator. You are not going to be carrying a calculator around with you everywhere you go!" - 4th grade math teacher

Meme,  Math Teacher Jokes,  Funny Math Sayings  
    
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Math

May cause cowering in corners
Math

May cause cowering in corners


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Math Posters,  Simple Funny Jokes,  
    
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