Math Puns

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I hated math so much in school that Seinfeld became Sinfeld with a side of isosceles covered by an acute nose. Whatever happened to the good old days with that simple math? You know, 3 minus 4 is negative 1 and 6 times a billion is? 6 billion? Now all together sing, “Math, math, math!

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*during sex*

Y'all: do you wanna be on top or bottom?

Me, an intellectual: numerator or denominator
*during sex*

Y'all: do you wanna be on top or bottom?

Me, an intellectual: numerator or denominator


Memes,  
    
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Use y = mx + b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed
Use y = mx + b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

Memes,  Algebra Jokes,  
    
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Pi r square? 

No, pie are round!
Pi r square?

No, pie are round!


Pie Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Food Puns,  
    
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All 30 sheep are ready, farmer

But I only count 26

I know, I rounded them up
All 30 sheep are ready, farmer

But I only count 26

I know, I rounded them up


Farming Puns,  Funny Sheep Jokes,  
    
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I support farming.

In fact, you could call me
I support farming.

In fact, you could call me


Farming Puns,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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It doesnt add up, but summer is already here.
It doesnt add up, but summer is already here.

Summer Puns,  Funny Math Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tanned gent.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tanned gent.


Geometry Puns,  Sun Tan Jokes,  Summer Puns,  
    
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She always has to be right!

He's acute when he's mad.
She always has to be right!

He's acute when he's mad.


Counseling Jokes,  Triangle Jokes,  
    
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Why did the right triangle go the the beach? 

Because it was 90 degrees!
Why did the right triangle go the the beach?

Because it was 90 degrees!


Triangle Jokes,  English Jokes For Kids,  Kids Math Jokes,  
    
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As x approaches infinity

Just don't let him go off on a tangent. He goes on forever.
As x approaches infinity

Just don't let him go off on a tangent. He goes on forever.


Funny Jokes,  Maths Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Hey Common Core,

You're really up to my standards.
Hey Common Core,

You're really up to my standards.


Memes,  Common Core Math Meme,  Common Core Jokes,  
    
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Yo dawg, I herd you like pie so we put pi on your pie so you can find its area while you eat it
Yo dawg, I herd you like pie so we put pi on your pie so you can find its area while you eat it

Memes,  Yo Dawg (theme),  Math Memes,  
    
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Whats the square root of 69?

Ate something
Whats the square root of 69?

Ate something


Memes,  Lame Pun Racoon (theme),  
    
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square root of 69

is ate something
square root of 69

is ate something


Memes,  Square Root Of 69 Joke,  Square Root Joke,  
    
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i see your problem here...

you forgot to calculate the  i don't give
i see your problem here...

you forgot to calculate the i don't give


Memes,  Calculus Puns,  
    
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