Mayan Jokes

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''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''
''Well basically, after Y2K, the Rapture, and the Mayans, my retirement plan is pretty much dependent on an asteroid hitting the Earth.''

Funny Retirement Quotes,  Retirement Jokes,  
    
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''I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.''
''I'm annoyed, bet my life savings on the world ending and lost.''

Gambling Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."
''Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."

Funny History Facts,  History Jokes,  
    
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Dang... out of ink

How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.
Dang... out of ink

How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.


Calendar Jokes,  Apocalypse Jokes,  
    
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''Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you 100. If not, you'll pay me 100, deal?''
''Okay, listen... if the world ends on December 21st, I'll pay you 100. If not, you'll pay me 100, deal?''

December Jokes,  Funny End Of The World Jokes,  
    
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So today is meant to be the end?

Honestly, what a load of...
So today is meant to be the end?

Honestly, what a load of...


Calendar Jokes,  Funny Comics,  
    
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End of the mayan calendar

I shan't say it again

It's time for bed !
End of the mayan calendar

I shan't say it again

It's time for bed !


Funny History Facts,  Funny Historical Facts,  
    
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''Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.''
''Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.''

Funny Pictures Quotes,  Images Of Funny Cartoons,  
    
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Cheer up mate! . . . It's not the end of the world!

22nd December 2012 ...(The day after!)
Cheer up mate! . . . It's not the end of the world!

22nd December 2012 ...(The day after!)


Calendar Jokes,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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''My retirement strategy was pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right.''
''My retirement strategy was pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right.''

End Of The World Jokes,  Retirement Speech Jokes,  
    
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Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar!
Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar!

Calendar Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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2012 is over! Now what?

Roll out the 2013 cat calendar!!
2012 is over! Now what?

Roll out the 2013 cat calendar!!


Calendar Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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''Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!''
''Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!''

Funny Party Jokes,  Party Jokes,  
    
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According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!

If it's true-December will be the shortest month of the year!
According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!

If it's true-December will be the shortest month of the year!


December Jokes,  Calendar Jokes,  
    
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Hahahaha! That's a good one!

The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.
Hahahaha! That's a good one!

The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.


History Jokes,  Comic Jokes,  
    
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