Mcdonald Jokes

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Feminism doesn't own 'equality' any more than Mcdonald's owns 'food'
Feminism doesn't own 'equality' any more than Mcdonald's owns 'food'

Anti Feminist Jokes,  Funny One Liner Jokes,  
    
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You ever drive through McDonalds drive-thru. You try to talk yourself into ordering something healthy. 

Try to psych yourself up. Like, Im gonna get a grilled chircken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chi 

Can I help you? 
Yeah, gimme a #1 biggie size, with some gravy on it, couple o cinnamon rolls, can you dip the bag in chocolate? Can you do that?! 

And a grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water.

And di you ever extra fries at the bottom of your McDonalds bag? 

Doesnt that make your week? 
Like Oh! It aint over!!!!!

I found some under the napkins!

Oh, this is a happy meal, right here!
You ever drive through McDonalds drive-thru. You try to talk yourself into ordering something healthy.

Try to psych yourself up. Like, Im gonna get a grilled chircken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chi

Can I help you?
Yeah, gimme a #1 biggie size, with some gravy on it, couple o cinnamon rolls, can you dip the bag in chocolate? Can you do that?!

And a grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water.

And di you ever extra fries at the bottom of your McDonalds bag?

Doesnt that make your week?
Like Oh! It aint over!!!!!

I found some under the napkins!

Oh, this is a happy meal, right here!


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Best Long Jokes,  
    
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Dude's been waitin' for his McFlurry since 1786.
Dude's been waitin' for his McFlurry since 1786.

Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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With enough radiation

Anything is possible
With enough radiation

Anything is possible


Radiation Jokes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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Midgets are like

People mcnuggets
Midgets are like

People mcnuggets


Midget Insults,  Short People Puns,  
    
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In an effort to alleviate my hangover, I agree  to makeout with you in trade for one Vicodin and McDonald's cheeseburger.
In an effort to alleviate my hangover, I agree to makeout with you in trade for one Vicodin and McDonald's cheeseburger.

Make Out Jokes,  Funny Hangover Quotes,  Hangover Jokes One Liners,  
    
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McDonald's

Don't quit

We know many of you may be expecting a large refund from your income taxes and may consider quitting your job.

Think before you act.

Tax refunds don't last forever and you may need a job when the money runs out. you are important to us. if you need to take a short leave of absence please let us know. We can work with you.

Please get with your store manager to discuss your options.
McDonald's

Don't quit

We know many of you may be expecting a large refund from your income taxes and may consider quitting your job.

Think before you act.

Tax refunds don't last forever and you may need a job when the money runs out. you are important to us. if you need to take a short leave of absence please let us know. We can work with you.

Please get with your store manager to discuss your options.


Tax Refund Meme,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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Police called to McDonalds after 'staff mocked teenage girl for ordering six cheeseburgers'
Police called to McDonalds after 'staff mocked teenage girl for ordering six cheeseburgers'

Memes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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man st while walking & eating chicken nuggets on north side

my  ain't even get to open his sauce brah
man st while walking & eating chicken nuggets on north side

my ain't even get to open his sauce brah


Memes,  Not Funny Jokes,  Good Bad Jokes,  
    
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Elizabeth II

Reaction to McDonalds
Elizabeth II

Reaction to McDonalds


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Reaction Pictures,  
    
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when you're drunk af at the club and all you can think about is hitting the mcdonald's drive thru afterward
when you're drunk af at the club and all you can think about is hitting the mcdonald's drive thru afterward

Memes,  Best Drunk Jokes,  Drunk Jokes One Liners,  
    
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went to mcdonald's

ask for a noodles
went to mcdonald's

ask for a noodles


Stupid Jokes One Liners,  Best Dumb Jokes,  Chinese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Hungry for a mammoth burger?
Hungry for a mammoth burger?

Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Hamburger Jokes,  
    
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The economy is so bad, McDonalds is selling the "Quarter-Ouncer"!
The economy is so bad, McDonalds is selling the "Quarter-Ouncer&quo t;!

Economist Jokes,  Bad Economy Jokes,  
    
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when you broke af but you got a date
when you broke af but you got a date

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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