Mcdonalds Jokes

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saw my ex working at mcdonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like i'd be disgusted lmaooo i ate your this aint nothing bon appee
saw my ex working at mcdonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like i'd be disgusted lmaooo i ate your this aint nothing bon appee

Memes,  Ex Jokes,  
    
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my drunk lookin at the mcdonalds menu at 3:32am
my drunk lookin at the mcdonalds menu at 3:32am

Memes,  Funny Drunk Pictures,  Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  
    
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What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday? Me:
What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday?

Me:

Memes,  Birthday Jokes,  Cake Meme,  
    
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My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru
My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru

Memes,  Funny Car Sayings,  
    
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Tel them the ice cream machine is broken. Even when its not.
Tel them the ice cream machine is broken.
Even when its not.

Memes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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I noticed there was a blank wall at Mcdonald's so I decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It's now been 51 days since I hung it up.
I noticed there was a blank wall at Mcdonald's so I decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It's now been 51 days since I hung it up.

Memes,  Funny Advertising Posters,  
    
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Today at the clinic I told a patient not to eat fast food...we saw each other at McDonald's during lunch No lie we stood in that McDonald's like this
Today at the clinic I told a patient not to eat fast food...we saw each other at McDonald's during lunch

No lie we stood in that McDonald's like this

Memes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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You have to eat your bday month for the rest of your life or starve to death
You have to eat your bday month for the rest of your life or starve to death

Memes,  Fast Food Meme,  Birthday Memes,  
    
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look w much she has to carry on the right omg that! going 2 mcdonalds
look w much she has to carry on the right omg that! going 2 mcdonalds

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: Where's my last chicken nugget? Them: I ate it Me: Welcome to your tape
Me: Where's my last chicken nugget?

Them: I ate it

Me: Welcome to your tape

Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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How broke are you???? McDonald's ice cream machine
How broke are you????

McDonald's ice cream machine

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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It's the remix to ignition
It's the remix to ignition

Memes,  R Kelly Meme,  
    
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my girl don't know this but everytime we i put $1 in a jar & that's w much i'm spending on her bday. so far she getting a mcchicken
my girl don't know this but everytime we i put $1 in a jar & that's w much i'm spending on her bday. so far she getting a mcchicken

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Fellas if a chick orders lobster tail on the first date would you be bothered? They don't sell lobster tail at McDonald's
Fellas if a chick orders lobster tail on the first date would you be bothered?

They don't sell lobster tail at McDonald's

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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What do y'all miss about being in elementary school? When you'd have a doctors appointment and would come back to school flexin some McDonald's
What do y'all miss about being in elementary school?

When you'd have a doctors appointment and would come back to school flexin some McDonald's

Memes,  Elementary School Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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