Mcdonalds Jokes

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McDonald's ice cream machine broke

How broke are you????
McDonald's ice cream machine broke

How broke are you????


Memes,  Short Funny Jokes To Tweet,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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When you grab the McDonalds and eat a little but but out of everybody's fries then take the one you didn't touch
When you grab the McDonalds and eat a little but but out of everybody's fries then take the one you didn't touch

Memes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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How ya momma look at you when you ask to stop at McDonald's.
How ya momma look at you when you ask to stop at McDonald's.

Momma Jokes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Me: Mom can we get McDonalds?

Mom: No

Me: Welcome to your tape
Me: Mom can we get McDonalds?

Mom: No

Me: Welcome to your tape


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*McDonald's interview*

"If a customer asks for extra sauce what do you do?"

Tel them sauce is extra and cop a McAttitude

"You're hired!"
*McDonald's interview*

"If a customer asks for extra sauce what do you do?"

Tel them sauce is extra and cop a McAttitude

"You're hired!"


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  
    
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I feel like this guy has a surprise for me in my happy meal
I feel like this guy has a surprise for me in my happy meal

Memes,  Happy Meal Jokes,  Fast Food Meme,  
    
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Lmfao I'm crying
Lmfao I'm crying

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Things I won't be getting this Valentine's Day
Things I won't be getting this Valentine's Day

Memes,  Anti Valentines Day Jokes,  French Fry Joke,  
    
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This Burger Kind dressed up as a McDonald's ghost. Savage level 10/10.
This Burger Kind dressed up as a McDonald's ghost. Savage level 10/10.

Memes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  Funny Ghost Images,  
    
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when you're drunk as  at mcdonalds at 1:30 in the morning and the police walk in
when you're drunk as at mcdonalds at 1:30 in the morning and the police walk in

Memes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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Odell Beckham wants to be a large order of fries so badly
Odell Beckham wants to be a large order of fries so badly

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was drunk the other night and had the dominos guy pick up mcdonald's for me in the special instructions
was drunk the other night and had the dominos guy pick up mcdonald's for me in the special instructions

Memes,  Delivery Jokes,  
    
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i see mcdonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter...

they are going to call it the mc dill dough
i see mcdonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter...

they are going to call it the mc dill dough


Pickle Puns,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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i pe this  praying for the milk shake machine to start back working
i pe this praying for the milk shake machine to start back working

Memes,  Church Memes,  Ronald Mcdonald Meme,  
    
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When you walk in to work late and your boss sees you walking by with drink and a McMuffin
When you walk in to work late and your boss sees you walking by with drink and a McMuffin

Memes,  Late Jokes,  Breakfast Jokes,  
    
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