Mcdonalds Jokes

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'Bout to destroy this 20 piece with the Infinity saucelet
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'Bout to destroy this 20 piece with the Infinity saucelet

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Well slap my ass and call me McDonald's ice cream machine cause I am broke
Well slap my ass and call me McDonald's ice cream machine cause I am broke

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I hate when girls act like they're too good for McDonalds Talking about "I care what goes into my body" Stacy I've seen your exes no you do not
I hate when girls act like they're too good for McDonalds

Talking about "I care what goes into my body"

Stacy I've seen your exes no you do not

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You could leave $1000 with me and I won't take nothing but you leave like 20 chicken nuggets with me you gon come back to like 17 or 18 of them thangs
You could leave $1000 with me and I won't take nothing but you leave like 20 chicken nuggets with me you gon come back to like 17 or 18 of them thangs

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Clemson: "What's for dessert?" Trump: "Our ice cream machine is broke" #WhiteHouseDinners
Clemson: "What's for dessert?"

Trump: "Our ice cream machine is broke"

#WhiteHouseDinners

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"Tell 'em I paid for everything
"Tell 'em I paid for everything

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At this point in my life, I'm not longer a snack. I'm a happy meal. I come with toys and kids.
At this point in my life, I'm not longer a snack. I'm a happy meal. I come with toys and kids.

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saw my ex working at mcdonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like i'd be disgusted lmaooo i ate your this aint nothing bon appee
saw my ex working at mcdonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like i'd be disgusted lmaooo i ate your this aint nothing bon appee

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my drunk lookin at the mcdonalds menu at 3:32am
my drunk lookin at the mcdonalds menu at 3:32am

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What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday? Me:
What kind of cake are you thinking for your birthday?

Me:

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My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru
My car keeps doing that thing where you get in it and suddenly I'm at McDonald's drive thru

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Tel them the ice cream machine is broken. Even when its not.
Tel them the ice cream machine is broken.
Even when its not.

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I noticed there was a blank wall at Mcdonald's so I decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It's now been 51 days since I hung it up.
I noticed there was a blank wall at Mcdonald's so I decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It's now been 51 days since I hung it up.

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Today at the clinic I told a patient not to eat fast food...we saw each other at McDonald's during lunch No lie we stood in that McDonald's like this
Today at the clinic I told a patient not to eat fast food...we saw each other at McDonald's during lunch

No lie we stood in that McDonald's like this

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You have to eat your bday month for the rest of your life or starve to death
You have to eat your bday month for the rest of your life or starve to death

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