Mean Wife Jokes

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Mexican word of the day: Chafe...

My wife would be much prettier if she would chafe her moustache
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Sandy: Russian
Marie: My girl should Marie me
Marie: Mexican word of the day
Marie: Mexican word if the day
Mexican word of the day: Chafe...

My wife would be much prettier if she would chafe her moustache


Shaving Jokes,  Facial Hair Jokes,  
    
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My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.

Funny Jokes,  Cleaning Jokes,  
    
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My wife doesn't leave me a honey-do list

She leaves me a bucket list, because if I don't do it I'm a dead man
My wife doesn't leave me a honey-do list

She leaves me a bucket list, because if I don't do it I'm a dead man


Memes,  Bucket List Jokes,  
    
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i killed your other 4 wives

so you have more time to beat me
i killed your other 4 wives

so you have more time to beat me


Memes,  
    
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So...

How's your wife?
So...

How's your wife?


Memes,  John Terry Jokes,  
    
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My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do? 

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.
My wife died yesterday.. I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out. What to do?

No problem.. Just imagine she came back.


Funny Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  
    
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"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."
"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

Funny Ecards,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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Exercise must be good. 

What makes you say so?

My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!
Exercise must be good.

What makes you say so?

My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!


Funny Jokes,  Tongue Jokes,  
    
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Never laugh at your wife's choices...

You are one of them.
Never laugh at your wife's choices...

You are one of them.


Funny Ecards,  Man And Wife Jokes,  
    
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When I realize he loved himself enough for both of us... I left.
When I realize he loved himself enough for both of us... I left.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Love Ecards,  
    
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A good wife can rbing balance to your life
A good wife can rbing balance to your life

Memes,  Great Jokes Ever,  Old Farmer Jokes  
    
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Words cannot describe how I feel about you because I don't feel anything about you.
Words cannot describe how I feel about you because I don't feel anything about you.

Funny Ecards,  Wife Ecards,  Good Joke  
    
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if you didn't want your wife to be a stripper 

you suldn't have married a stripper
if you didn't want your wife to be a stripper

you suldn't have married a stripper


Memes,  Jokes About Strippers,  Captain Hindsight (theme),  
    
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I will try to be nice, but sometimes my mouth gets in the way.
I will try to be nice, but sometimes my mouth gets in the way.

Mean Girl Jokes,  Wife Ecards,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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i am using this divorce settlement to pay for my breast augmentation.  your brother thinks it will make me look younger.
i am using this divorce settlement to pay for my breast augmentation. your brother thinks it will make me look younger.

Funny Divorce Ecards,  Man And Woman Jokes  
    
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