Mechanic Jokes

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Exactly wha you want to see before your flight. Someone fixing the engine with duct tape.
Exactly wha you want to see before your flight. Someone fixing the engine with duct tape.

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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what do you call an indian mechanic?

pindunderjeep


Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  
    
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sexy mechanic 
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day
sexy mechanic
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day


Demotivational Posters,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

we'll have to change it, the rubber is worn down nothing


Funny Mechanic Jokes,  Car Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.


Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

w long since this pads been changed?


Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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John Deere Jokes,  Keep Calm Jokes,  Date Jokes,  
    
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It don't matter I'd it's torqued 

Or cross threaded

Tight is tight
It don't matter I'd it's torqued

Or cross threaded

Tight is tight


Memes,  Vin Diesel Jokes,  
    
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car dealership does free recall related repair

doesn't upsell you on unnecessary services
car dealership does free recall related repair

doesn't upsell you on unnecessary services


Memes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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Mechanics be like

We gonna have to rebuild your motor
Mechanics be like

We gonna have to rebuild your motor


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Welcome to modern age car design

Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part
Welcome to modern age car design

Where we have to take off $500 worth of stuff to reach a $50 part


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Simple oil change?

Yeah, we recommend a new engine
Simple oil change?

Yeah, we recommend a new engine


Memes,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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Mmmmhmmm. Sound like the alternator to me.  Now I can cut you a deal, don't take it to a shop.
Mmmmhmmm. Sound like the alternator to me. Now I can cut you a deal, don't take it to a shop.

Memes,  Uncle Denzel,  
    
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It's gonna be broken

I guarantee it
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It's gonna be broken

I guarantee it


Memes,  Accident Jokes,  
    
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