Medical Chat Up Lines

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Are you the medulla oblongtata? 

Because you have control over my heart
Are you the medulla oblongtata?

Because you have control over my heart


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i wish i was a dna helicase

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i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes


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It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.
It would be worth getting deathly ill to get a sponge bath from you.

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If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.


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I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

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Come into my office and take off your pants.


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They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

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Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!

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My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

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Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  Geek Pick Up Lines  
    
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That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

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How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

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I'm a freelance gynecologist.

How long has it been since your last checkup?


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Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

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