Medical Joke

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When the doctor sends a difficult patient back for more xrays
When the doctor sends a difficult patient back for more xrays

Memes,  Doctor And Nurse Jokes,  Michael Phelps Meme,  
    
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I don't always fill one last prescription before I leave

But when I do I get 350 Metformin
I don't always fill one last prescription before I leave

But when I do I get 350 Metformin


I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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antibiotics?

you mean icillin?
antibiotics?

you mean icillin?


Bacteria Jokes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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''I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.''
''I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.''

Janitor Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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''We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!''
''We've pin-pointed the cause of your pain... and I've also located the whereabouts of our missing scissors!''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Comics,  
    
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''Good thing it has a child-proof cap.''
''Good thing it has a child-proof cap.''

X Ray Jokes,  Best Medical Jokes,  
    
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"As you can see, the cat scan of your brain turned up positive
"As you can see, the cat scan of your brain turned up positive

X Ray Jokes,  Cat Puns,  Funny Cat Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.''
''Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.''

X Ray Jokes,  Corny Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.''
''This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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"You see, Ms. Jenkins, by doubling up on patients in the MRI,we're able to cut costs in half, thereby passing the savings on to you."
"You see, Ms. Jenkins, by doubling up on patients in the MRI,we're able to cut costs in half, thereby passing the savings on to you."

X Ray Jokes,  Best Medical Jokes,  
    
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''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''
''We have two options. I can open you up again or I can report the watch stolen and split the insurance money with you.''

X Ray Jokes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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When your crush post about not feeling well, so you DM her your doctor's info

You should go check my doctor
When your crush post about not feeling well, so you DM her your doctor's info

You should go check my doctor


Doctor Memes,  Medical Humor,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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''I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!''
''I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!''

Medical Jokes One Liners,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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Produces wax to protect itself

Impossible to safely remove it
Produces wax to protect itself

Impossible to safely remove it


Ear Wax Jokes,  Ear Jokes,  
    
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''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''
''Being constipated for three hours is no an emergency and does not require repeated pushing of the call button.''

Buttons Jokes,  Constipation Jokes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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