Medical Jokes One Liners

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hillary suld have had to wait 13 urs for medical istance but that is non of my benghazi
hillary suld have had to wait 13 urs for medical istance

but that is non of my benghazi

Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  
    
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HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY! Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.
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Kimmy: Happy 40th! Have a good one!
HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!

Hope you enjoy the gift certificate for one free hysterectomy.

Funny Happy Birthday Ecard,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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happy 40th birthday! you get to have your breasts slammed in a car door, aka a mammogram, every year! yay!
happy 40th birthday! you get to have your breasts slammed in a car door, aka a mammogram, every year! yay!


Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Breast Cancer Awareness Memes,  Breast Jokes,  
    
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"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."
"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."

Medical Jokes,  Possum Jokes,  
    
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He's a specialist... And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved.
He's a specialist... And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved.

Rabbit Jokes For Kids,  Rabbit Jokes,  Funny Rabbit Jokes,  
    
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''The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.''
''The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.''

Funny Puns For Kids,  X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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''I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.''
''I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.''

X Ray Jokes,  Password Jokes,  Computer Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''You can go home now. Your tests show the virus was in the MRI machine!''
''You can go home now. Your tests show the virus was in the MRI machine!''

X Ray Jokes,  Hospital Meme,  Hospital Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''Good thing it has a child-proof cap.''
''Good thing it has a child-proof cap.''

X Ray Jokes,  Best Medical Jokes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''
''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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"You see, Ms. Jenkins, by doubling up on patients in the MRI,we're able to cut costs in half, thereby passing the savings on to you."
"You see, Ms. Jenkins, by doubling up on patients in the MRI,we're able to cut costs in half, thereby passing the savings on to you."

X Ray Jokes,  Best Medical Jokes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'
'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Photoshop Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  Medical Jokes,  
    
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''I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.''
''I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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''I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!''
''I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!''

Medical Joke,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the library!"
"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the library!"

Funny Medical Quotes,  Funny Medical Images,  
    
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