Medical Jokes

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You read about your medicine on the internet and want to warn me about all the drug interactions?

Please, have a seat.
You read about your medicine on the internet and want to warn me about all the drug interactions?

Please, have a seat.


Medicine Jokes,  Internet Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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I don't always get C2 prescriptions

But when I do, I get ten at a time
I don't always get C2 prescriptions

But when I do, I get ten at a time


Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr. Smith. It appears that you carry the gene for insurance fraud."
"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr. Smith. It appears that you carry the gene for insurance fraud."

Insurance Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."
"Mrs. Possum, we poked your husband repeatedly with a stick, but I'm afraid he didn't respond."

Medical Jokes One Liners,  Possum Jokes,  
    
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Me after 11 seasons of Grey's Anatomy
Me after 11 seasons of Grey's Anatomy

Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  
    
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Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.
Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.

X Ray Jokes,  Bone Jokes,  Ghetto Slang Words,  
    
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''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''
''Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''
''Don't forget me in this godforsaken donut hole!''

X Ray Jokes,  Funny Medical Quotes,  
    
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'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'
'According to the films, it appears I've left an instrument inside you. Luckily, I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Photoshop Jokes,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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Me after downloading

The WebMD app on my phone
Me after downloading

The WebMD app on my phone


Memes,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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Dr. Love is real

He used to work for me at my clinic
Dr. Love is real

He used to work for me at my clinic


Memes,  Lying Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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black history month 

the first  to open a full medical practice with only a g.e.d.
black history month

the first to open a full medical practice with only a g.e.d.


Memes,  Doctor Humor,  Black History Month Jokes,  
    
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Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.
Doctor's diplomas: 'M.D., Surgery, Second Opinions.

Doctor Jokes One Liners,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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