Medicine Jokes

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It ain't easy being wheezy
It ain't easy being wheezy

Asthma Jokes,  Funny Sayings Jokes,  
    
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Pharmacy tech's know how to mix it up.
Pharmacy tech's know how to mix it up.

Pharmacy Puns,  Silly Puns,  
    
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I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.
I see ... so, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.

Ecards Funny,  Drug Jokes,  
    
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You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!
You might want to get off your cell phone to hear me tell you this medicine will turn your urine orange!

Ecard Humor,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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I need my meds now!

Yes, I can see... your script was written 3 months ago
I need my meds now!

Yes, I can see... your script was written 3 months ago


Pharmacist Jokes,  Humorous Jokes,  
    
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You read about your medicine on the internet and want to warn me about all the drug interactions?

Please, have a seat.
You read about your medicine on the internet and want to warn me about all the drug interactions?

Please, have a seat.


Internet Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Why won't I give your monthly pain meds to you early?

Because I want you to suffer.
Why won't I give your monthly pain meds to you early?

Because I want you to suffer.


Funny Answers To Questions,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle
What if I told you

The number of refills is printed on your pill bottle


What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Rx written last month and you can't wait fifteen minutes

New wait time is one hour
Rx written last month and you can't wait fifteen minutes

New wait time is one hour


Kermit The Snitch (theme),  Just Wrong,  
    
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I only want brand!!!! Don't give me generic!

It doesn't work!!!!

Finds out price

No I don't want brand I'll take generic
I only want brand!!!! Don't give me generic!

It doesn't work!!!!

Finds out price

No I don't want brand I'll take generic


Pharmacist Jokes,  Steve Carell Jokes,  
    
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I thought it was a full bottle

But someone just forgot to mark it
I thought it was a full bottle

But someone just forgot to mark it


Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Oh look a new bottle of Norco came in today..

...And it's gone
Oh look a new bottle of Norco came in today..

...And it's gone


And Its Gone Meme,  South Park Meme,  
    
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w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer
w long does it take to stick a label on a box?!

only a few seconds. it's the "making sure the medicine doesn't kill you" thing that takes a bit longer


Pharmacy Jokes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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i got your  prescription right here.

500mg's of "shut the  up".

take one every times you feel like being a .
i got your prescription right here.

500mg's of "shut the up".

take one every times you feel like being a .


Pharmacist Jokes,  Lmfao,  
    
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Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

So they dont wake up the sleeping pills.
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

So they dont wake up the sleeping pills.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Sleeping Jokes,  
    
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