Menopause Jokes

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Here you will find the funniest menopause jokes. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

As women, it’s normal to look forward to the day that you will no longer have your dreaded monthly visitor. Menopause means no more cramps or possibility of more kids. However, it brings on hot flashes, memory loss even more mood swings and another excuse for their irrational behavior. Menopause is more like the bigger, badder, super sized version of PMS.

We have the best collection of menopause jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
danger

menopausal woman

may t flash or spontaneously combust at any moment.
danger

menopausal woman

may t flash or spontaneously combust at any moment.


Funny Danger Signs,  Old Age Jokes For Women,  
    
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so you can't get pregnant huh? it's not allan fault

you are a old woman. maybe it's menopause hahaha!!
so you can't get pregnant huh? it's not allan fault

you are a old woman. maybe it's menopause hahaha!!


Memes,  Allan Meme,  Allan Jokes,  
    
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I'm 53, going through menopause, and make minimum wage...

What can I possibly do for you?
I'm 53, going through menopause, and make minimum wage...

What can I possibly do for you?


Memes,  Jokes About Menopause,  
    
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Im still hot, it just comes in flashes now
Im still hot, it just comes in flashes now

Funny Quotes,  Best Woman Jokes,  
    
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Next mood swing in 6 minutes

Be afraid...

Be very afraid
Next mood swing in 6 minutes

Be afraid...

Be very afraid


Funny Jokes,  Short Cute Jokes,  
    
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I'm not fat. It's simply the heat from my hot flashes causing my body to expand!
I'm not fat. It's simply the heat from my hot flashes causing my body to expand!

Funny Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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Menopause

It's a thin line between love and homocide
Menopause

It's a thin line between love and homocide


Memes,  Funny Love Joke,  Good Short Jokes,  
    
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Perimenopause

Ain't nobody got time for that
Perimenopause

Ain't nobody got time for that


Memes,  Sweet Brown (theme),  Good Short Jokes,  
    
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Cat menopause

I am one step away from attacking you.
Cat menopause

I am one step away from attacking you.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Animal Posters,  Funny Cat Posters  
    
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Menopause gives me the freedom to say anything. The only filters in my house are for the coffee.
Menopause gives me the freedom to say anything. The only filters in my house are for the coffee.

Funny Ecards,  Great Women Jokes,  Funny Ecard  
    
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Pre-menopause

It has all sorts of surprises for you!
Pre-menopause

It has all sorts of surprises for you!


Memes,  Jokes About Menopause,  Good Short Jokes  
    
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Menstrual, dysmenorrhea, menarche, pregnancy, and menopause?

They're definitely aliens!
Menstrual, dysmenorrhea, menarche, pregnancy, and menopause?

They're definitely aliens!


Memes,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  Short Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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Freddy Krueger doesn't only live in nightmares

He lives in my uterus too
Freddy Krueger doesn't only live in nightmares

He lives in my uterus too


Memes,  Funniest Woman Jokes,  Good Short Jokes  
    
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You're a dude who wants a kid at 35?

Meet andropause, aka male menopause.
You're a dude who wants a kid at 35?

Meet andropause, aka male menopause.


Memes,  Short Woman Jokes,  Hilarious Woman Jokes  
    
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