Mental Jokes

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When you in bed mentally prepping yourself for the week ahead...
When you in bed mentally prepping yourself for the week ahead...

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Spends eternity getting someone's attention to ask them a question 

What was I going to ask you?
Spends eternity getting someone's attention to ask them a question

What was I going to ask you?


Jokes About Adhd,  Add Jokes,  
    
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On a scale of one to ten, how focused are you?

Banana.
On a scale of one to ten, how focused are you?

Banana.


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I don't usually have adhd but when I do...Hey who wants to hear freebird?
I don't usually have adhd but when I do...Hey who wants to hear freebird?

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People say I have adhd. They are wrong. The real name for what I had is ados. Attention deficit ooooo shiny
People say I have adhd. They are wrong. The real name for what I had is ados. Attention deficit ooooo shiny

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You know you have adhd when 
Look! A butterfly!
You know you have adhd when
Look! A butterfly!


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I procrastinate scheduling adhd therapy that helps me with my procrastination.
I procrastinate scheduling adhd therapy that helps me with my procrastination.

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i mentally murder people i don't  like
i mentally murder people i don't like

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If you commit a monkey to a mental institution

Would you say he's going bananas?
If you commit a monkey to a mental institution

Would you say he's going bananas?


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Genetic Research Lab 101

We have successfully spliced the bipolar gene with the funny bone genome... Do you feel anything different?
Genetic Research Lab 101

We have successfully spliced the bipolar gene with the funny bone genome... Do you feel anything different?


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80% - Song lyrics
20% - Important information

80% - Song lyrics


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Being Bipolar sucks

It's Awesome
Being Bipolar sucks

It's Awesome


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Wishing you a festive mental breakdown.
Wishing you a festive mental breakdown.

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'Can you not' has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days.
'Can you not' has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days.

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The bathtub test

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?" 

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." Said the Director,

"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
The bathtub test

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." Said the Director,

"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


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