Mercury Jokes

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Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi
Mercury: What kind of planet are you?

Sun: I'm not a planet.

Mercury: Then what are you?

Sun: I'm a mofking star boi


Memes,  Sun Jokes,  Planet Jokes,  
    
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Venus

Mercury

When did this

...Become hotter than this?
Venus

Mercury

When did this

...Become hotter than this?


Memes,  Venus Jokes,  Hot Jokes,  
    
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I saw Jupiter shoot Mercury, Venus bomb Mars and Saturn nuke Neptune

It was a war of the worlds
I saw Jupiter shoot Mercury, Venus bomb Mars and Saturn nuke Neptune

It was a war of the worlds


Memes,  Venus Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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2nd planet from Sun

Hotter than Mercury
2nd planet from Sun

Hotter than Mercury


Memes,  Venus Jokes,  Sun Jokes,  
    
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Freddie Mercury

Freddie Saturn
Freddie Mercury

Freddie Saturn


Memes,  Saturn Jokes,  
    
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Freddie Mercury? 

I didnt know planets had first names!
Freddie Mercury?

I didnt know planets had first names!


Memes,  Musically Oblivious 8th Grader (theme),  
    
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thanks to my high scol science teacher, i'll never forget the chemical symbol for mercury...

freddy mercury

he's  (hg)
thanks to my high scol science teacher, i'll never forget the chemical symbol for mercury...

freddy mercury

he's (hg)


Memes,  Freddie Mercury Meme,  
    
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Closest planet to sun

-173c at night
Closest planet to sun

-173c at night


Memes,  Temperature Jokes,  
    
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Would element Mercury on Earth

Came from planet Mercury?
Would element Mercury on Earth

Came from planet Mercury?


Memes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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Learned the secrets of the universe in 8 years

Thinks Mercury is "The Red Planet"
Learned the secrets of the universe in 8 years

Thinks Mercury is "The Red Planet"


Memes,  Universe Jokes,  Planet Humor,  
    
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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar

But they didn't planet that way
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar

But they didn't planet that way


Memes,  Venus Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

A: Because Mercury moved in.


Planet Jokes,  Venus Jokes,  Planet Humor  
    
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Goes to Mars

Finds water on Mercury
Goes to Mars

Finds water on Mercury


Funny Water Facts,  Mars Jokes,  Funny Space Facts,  
    
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Burning Mercury Thiocyanate

Gifs,  Cool Gif,  Chemistry Humor,  
    
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One day on Mercury lasts approximately 1408 hours.

The same as one Monday on Earth!
One day on Mercury lasts approximately 1408 hours.

The same as one Monday on Earth!


Monday Jokes,  Day Jokes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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