Mermaid Jokes

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When a mermaid gets hit by lightning
When a mermaid gets hit by lightning

Lightning Jokes,  Funny Mermaid Jokes,  
    
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My mom sent me an email yesterday with the subject "She won the contest." This is what she sent..
My mom sent me an email yesterday with the subject "She won the contest." This is what she sent..

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they said i was gonna be a mermaid...
they said i was gonna be a mermaid...

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Reasons to be a mermaid:

- No periods
- No pants
- Perfect hair
- You get to lure men into their death. 

*Also free clam bra
Reasons to be a mermaid:

- No periods
- No pants
- Perfect hair
- You get to lure men into their death.

*Also free clam bra


Funny Jokes,  Funny Stuff To Say To Girls,  
    
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mermaids don't like ugly es
mermaids don't like ugly es

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look! i've found the witch!!!

i'm definitely not a witch.

well, there's only one way to find out. we have to toss him in the lake....if he floats he is a witch! if he sinks- he is not a witch.

either way he dies.

i guess he's not a witch after all...

 you i'm a merman!!!
look! i've found the witch!!!

i'm definitely not a witch.

well, there's only one way to find out. we have to toss him in the lake....if he floats he is a witch! if he sinks- he is not a witch.

either way he dies.

i guess he's not a witch after all...

you i'm a merman!!!


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Reasons to be a mermaid:
-No periods
-No pants
Reasons to be a mermaid:
-No periods
-No pants


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kinda' ed about not being a mermaid
kinda' ed about not being a mermaid

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If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?
If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?

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Always remember, mermaids don't have thigh gaps either.
Always remember, mermaids don't have thigh gaps either.

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That awkward moment when you realized

That you are not in the ocean
That awkward moment when you realized

That you are not in the ocean


Ocean Puns,  Funny Mermaid Jokes,  Real Bad Jokes  
    
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Hey I'm a mermaid and this is crazy

But here's my conch shell so call me, maybe
Hey I'm a mermaid and this is crazy

But here's my conch shell so call me, maybe


Funny Mermaid Jokes,  Flirty Jokes  
    
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milf

mermaid i'd like to fish
milf

mermaid i'd like to fish


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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you're telling me mermaids don't exist?
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90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you're telling me mermaids don't exist?

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meets mermaid for first time

asks if she poops
meets mermaid for first time

asks if she poops


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