Metal Jokes

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I love metal!

Especially gold, silver and platinum.
I love metal!

Especially gold, silver and platinum.


Platinum Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  
    
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You are my platinum..

Because you are more valuable than any gold on this earth
You are my platinum..

Because you are more valuable than any gold on this earth


Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  Platinum Jokes,  
    
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Platinum

Platinum everywhere
Platinum

Platinum everywhere


Everywhere Meme (theme),  Toy Story Meme,  Platinum Jokes,  
    
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What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.
What did the metal monster want written on his gravestone?

Rust in piece.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Short Clean Jokes For Kids,  
    
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When mom makes you go to church but you still metal
When mom makes you go to church but you still metal

Heavy Metal Jokes,  Rock Music Jokes,  
    
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No, Patrick

Arsenic is not a heavy metal
No, Patrick

Arsenic is not a heavy metal


Spongebob Memes,  Arsenic Jokes,  Heavy Metal Jokes,  
    
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I'm so metal

I rust in the shower
I'm so metal

I rust in the shower


Memes,  Black Metal Jokes,  Shower Jokes,  
    
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A man walks into a metal bar

He hurt his head
A man walks into a metal bar

He hurt his head


Memes,  Head Hurts Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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... They want me in a submerged, pressurized metal container?
... They want me in a submerged, pressurized metal container?

Memes,  Bruce Banner Meme,  
    
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420

Degrees celsius, the melting point of the element zinc
420

Degrees celsius, the melting point of the element zinc


Memes,  Rasta Science Teacher (theme),  420 Jokes,  
    
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Much chromium

Many metal
Much chromium

Many metal


Memes,  Doge Meme (theme),  
    
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screw you chromium

glamel toe is the hardest metal
screw you chromium

glamel toe is the hardest metal


Memes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  Chromium Jokes,  
    
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Death-Meowtal
Death-Meowtal

Funny Jokes,  Black Metal Jokes,  
    
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I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do...

Nothing else matters
I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do...

Nothing else matters


Memes,  I Dont Always Meme,  Heavy Metal Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment: When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off
That awkward moment: When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off

Air Travel Jokes,  Travel Humor  
    
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