Michael Myers Jokes

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When you're half asleep

And your child is standing next to the bed staring at you
When you're half asleep

And your child is standing next to the bed staring at you


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guess i better get up

es ain't gonna kill themselves
guess i better get up

es ain't gonna kill themselves


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How I feel when I follow someone around a parking lot to get their parking space.
How I feel when I follow someone around a parking lot to get their parking space.

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surprise finger

in da butt
surprise finger

in da butt


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If Wayne and Garth conceived a child, it would be Skrillex.
If Wayne and Garth conceived a child, it would be Skrillex.

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w in the 

taught michael myers w to drive????
w in the

taught michael myers w to drive????


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st six times

doesn't rap about it
st six times

doesn't rap about it


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When y'all Netflixin' and she trying to leave and not chill
When y'all Netflixin' and she trying to leave and not chill

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I miss holding you

Happy Halloween, Baby
I miss holding you

Happy Halloween, Baby


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this  can walk faster then anybody can run
this can walk faster then anybody can run

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watch me whip

watch me nae nae

watch me stab you with a ing knife
watch me whip

watch me nae nae

watch me stab you with a ing knife


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when you bout to kill everyone in the lake use but shawty bad asf
when you bout to kill everyone in the lake use but shawty bad asf

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kicking back

waiting for halloween...
kicking back

waiting for halloween...


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this is the only dude that would start a maratn in last place and finish 2nd right behind yo
this is the only dude that would start a maratn in last place and finish 2nd right behind yo

Memes,  Jokes About Scary Movies,  
    
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Doing the Nae Nae Of Death

If Michael Myers was black
Doing the Nae Nae Of Death

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