Michael Phelps Jokes

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Both named Michael. Both American heroes.
Both named Michael. Both American heroes.

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Ryan Lochte is like:

"I had to upstage Michael Phelps by any means necessary!"
Ryan Lochte is like:

"I had to upstage Michael Phelps by any means necessary!"


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Michael Phelps Came Out In A Speedo To Help Distract Oregon State Free Throw Shooters
Michael Phelps is featured in Arizona State's infamous 'Curtain of Distraction.'

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so, if you're from africa, why are you white?

oh my god, michael, you can't just ask people why they're white.
so, if you're from africa, why are you white?

oh my god, michael, you can't just ask people why they're white.


Memes,  Racist South African Jokes,  White Man Jokes,  
    
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Winners dont smoke weed

Champions do
Winners dont smoke weed

Champions do


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when phelps wins 19 medals

..he has my permission to get high
when phelps wins 19 medals

..he has my permission to get high


Memes,  High Meme,  Smoke Weed Meme,  
    
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winner don't smoke 

champions do!
winner don't smoke

champions do!


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Won more gold medals in one Olympics

Then Bobcats got wins
Won more gold medals in one Olympics

Then Bobcats got wins


Memes,  Charlotte Bobcats Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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Q: What are the two things that can cut diamonds?

A: Other diamonds, and Michael Phelps!


Jewelry Jokes,  Silly Questions,  
    
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Q: If Michael Phelps was a tennis player what would be is preferred surface?

A: Grass!


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Q: Why is it a groundbreaking event when Michael Phelp's mother inked a deal with Johnson & Johnson?

A: Even the uterus Michael Phelps swam out of is getting endorsement deals!


Silly Questions,  Athlete Jokes,  Mother Jokes  
    
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Q: Why is Michael Phelps excited about being nominated for 4 ESPY awards?

A: Because the award would make a great bong!


Awards Jokes,  Jokes Questions,  
    
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Q: Even though he doesn't wear a watch, why is Michael Phelps never late?

A: Because he always arrives in world record time!


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