Microwave Jokes

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When you're making food at 1am and you're 10 feet away from the microwave with 3 seconds left
When you're making food at 1am and you're 10 feet away from the microwave with 3 seconds left

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Laptop Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  
    
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"Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation,  you are cancer free!"
"Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!"

Radiation Jokes,  Microwave Memes,  
    
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Shaving cream a little cold in the morning?

Pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes for a warm shave
Shaving cream a little cold in the morning?

Pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes for a warm shave


Memes,  Shaving Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.
I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.

Stupid Jokes One Liners,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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when everyone's asleep and you stop the microwave at 0:01

 it feels good to be a gangster
when everyone's asleep and you stop the microwave at 0:01

it feels good to be a gangster


Late Night Jokes,  Classical Art Memes,  
    
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Goin to use the microwave in the middle of da night like
Goin to use the microwave in the middle of da night like

Memes,  Microwave Memes,  
    
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Sets off fire alarm

By microwaving easy mac without water
Sets off fire alarm

By microwaving easy mac without water


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My hotpocket didn't explode in the microwave

Today was a good day
My hotpocket didn't explode in the microwave

Today was a good day


Memes,  Microwave Meme,  
    
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When you making food in the middle of the night and the microwave sound goes off
When you making food in the middle of the night and the microwave sound goes off

Memes,  Microwave Memes,  
    
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When you stop the microwave

At 0:01 seconds
When you stop the microwave

At 0:01 seconds


Memes,  Microwave Meme,  
    
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If the bowl melts in the microwave

Its not microwave safe
If the bowl melts in the microwave

Its not microwave safe


Memes,  Microwave Meme,  
    
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you really a  if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful
you really a if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful

Funny Quotes,  Disrespectful Jokes,  
    
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I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute
I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute


Funny Quotes,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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i realized as a young  stopping the microwave at "00:01" prepared me for pulling out
i realized as a young stopping the microwave at "00:01" prepared me for pulling out

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