Microwave Jokes

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What my week old spaghetti sees when I'm microwaving it at 4am
What my week old spaghetti sees when I'm microwaving it at 4am

Memes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing

I thought she was in a microwave
My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing

I thought she was in a microwave


Memes,  Images Of Funny Babies,  
    
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Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.
Someone said when a short person waves at you, it's called microwave.

Memes,  Jokes About Short People,  
    
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My daughter loves sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing

I thought she was in a microwave
My daughter loves sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing

I thought she was in a microwave


Memes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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When you realize you put ur food in the microwave 4 hours ago
When you realize you put ur food in the microwave 4 hours ago

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Twitter Hilariously Burns Kellyanne Conway For Microwave Comment
Twitter is boiling over with hilarity after Kellyanne Conway made a comment about microwaves that turn into cameras.

Memes,  Social Media,  Political Humor,  Politics Meme,  
    
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When you're making food at 1am and you're 10 feet away from the microwave with 3 seconds left
When you're making food at 1am and you're 10 feet away from the microwave with 3 seconds left

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.
What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Microwave them.


Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Laptop Jokes,  Best Blonde Jokes Ever,  
    
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"Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation,  you are cancer free!"
"Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!"

Radiation Jokes,  Microwave Memes,  
    
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Shaving cream a little cold in the morning?

Pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes for a warm shave
Shaving cream a little cold in the morning?

Pop it in the microwave for 2 minutes for a warm shave


Memes,  Shaving Jokes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.
I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.

Stupid Jokes One Liners,  List Of Dumb Jokes,  
    
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when everyone's asleep and you stop the microwave at 0:01

 it feels good to be a gangster
when everyone's asleep and you stop the microwave at 0:01

it feels good to be a gangster


Late Night Jokes,  Classical Art Memes,  
    
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Goin to use the microwave in the middle of da night like
Goin to use the microwave in the middle of da night like

Memes,  Microwave Memes,  
    
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Sets off fire alarm

By microwaving easy mac without water
Sets off fire alarm

By microwaving easy mac without water


Memes,  College Freshman (theme),  Sheltered College Freshman Meme (theme),  
    
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My hotpocket didn't explode in the microwave

Today was a good day
My hotpocket didn't explode in the microwave

Today was a good day


Memes,  Microwave Meme,  
    
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