Midget Jokes One Liners

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Tell a woman you're under 6 ft ... she start imagining stuff like this ...
Tell a woman you're under 6 ft ... she start imagining stuff like this ...

Memes,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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When Willy Wonka give you a day off
When Willy Wonka give you a day off

Memes,  Dwarf Jokes,  Day Off Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I think I was an angry bald Irish midget in my past life.
Sometimes I think I was an angry bald Irish midget in my past life.

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Bald Jokes,  
    
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Midget jokes are very be-littling.
Midget jokes are very be-littling.

Funny Midget Jokes,  Short People Puns,  
    
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do  midgets

come out the cabinet?
do midgets

come out the cabinet?


Best Midget Jokes,  Midget Insults,  
    
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Midget wins break-dancing contest

Here's Elton John with "tiny dancer:
Midget wins break-dancing contest

Here's Elton John with "tiny dancer:


Elton John Jokes,  Dance Jokes,  
    
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I don't mind midgets 

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market
I don't mind midgets

They short change me, ther'e short tempered and they short the stick market


I Dont Always Meme,  Short Man Jokes,  
    
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what do you call a mexican midget? 

a paragraph, because he's too srt to be an essay.
what do you call a mexican midget?

a paragraph, because he's too srt to be an essay.


Hilarious Mexican Jokes,  Rude Mexican Jokes,  Best Racist Mexican Jokes,  
    
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I have a feeling

This is going to be a short fight
I have a feeling

This is going to be a short fight


Short People Puns,  Hood Fights,  
    
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whenever i think life sucks i think to myself life could b worse i coulda been a midget
whenever i think life sucks i think to myself life could b worse i coulda been a midget

Funny Jokes,  Aw Hell Naw,  
    
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Ice cube midget son.. crushed ice
Ice cube midget son.. crushed ice

Memes,  Ice Cube Funny,  
    
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i ed midgets. 

long before it was cool to  midgets.
i ed midgets.

long before it was cool to midgets.


Memes,  
    
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Some jokes are short and elegant.

Like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.
Some jokes are short and elegant.

Like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.


Funny Jokes,  Best Demetri Martin Jokes,  
    
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w did this lmfao

they probably arguing over some little
w did this lmfao

they probably arguing over some little


Memes,  Fight Meme,  
    
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