Mind Reader Jokes

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What your girl expects you to do after you ask her "what's wrong?"
What your girl expects you to do after you ask her "what's wrong?"

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It is so cute when I ask you where you want to eat. You tell me to choose and after ten choices, I realize that I am a terrible mind reader.
It is so cute when I ask you where you want to eat. You tell me to choose and after ten choices, I realize that I am a terrible mind reader.

Cute Relationship Jokes,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Tell me darling, when you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

Sarcastic Put Downs,  Witty One Liner,  
    
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Sorry It's: 1-800-Miss-Cleo if you wanted to speak to a mind reader.
Sorry
It's: 1-800-Miss-Cleo if you wanted to speak to a mind reader.

Sorry Notes,  Jokes About Psychics,  
    
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I used to want to be a mind reader; then I got Facebook and now I'm over it.
I used to want to be a mind reader; then I got Facebook and now I'm over it.

Ecards,  Hilarious Facebook Jokes,  
    
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What do you mean you're not a mind reader?! Stupid boy.
What do you mean you're not a mind reader?! Stupid boy.

Stupid Insults,  Funny Couples,  
    
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I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.
I didn't know you were a mind reader, soothsayer and a prophet. Thank you for telling me all about my life. Now, shut up.

Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  Funny Rude Quotes,  
    
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I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.
I'm sorry I upset you when you made plans for us in your head and I failed to follow through. Just kidding, I'm not a mind reader, butthead.

Sarcastic One Liners,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes,  
    
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Ok me....you're not mind readers, we get it. You want it spelled out for you? It's right here in front of you. See?
Ok me....you're not mind readers, we get it. You want it spelled out for you? It's right here in front of you. See?

Sarcastic Pictures,  Funny Sarcastic One Liners,  
    
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you complain i never meet you half way, and i am convinced you believe i am a mind reader. so w about a and we'll call it a happy medium!
you complain i never meet you half way, and i am convinced you believe i am a mind reader. so w about a and we'll call it a happy medium!

Nasty Jokes Quotes,  
    
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fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.
fyi: everytime you ume that i know what you're thinking, the last time i checked i wasnt a ing mind reader with a crystal ball.

Funny Rude Quotes,  Mean Jokes,  
    
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speak what's on your mind ! i have many talents, but being a mind raeder is not one of them!
speak what's on your mind ! i have many talents, but being a mind raeder is not one of them!

Good Disses,  Great Put Downs,  
    
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Since women think they know everything, why are they so shocked when they realize that men are not psychic mind readers
Since women think they know everything, why are they so shocked when they realize that men are not psychic mind readers

Ecards,  Women Bashing Jokes,  
    
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I know we haven't spoken in a while but since I'm a mind-reader it feels like we've kept in touch.
I know we haven't spoken in a while but since I'm a mind-reader it feels like we've kept in touch.

Ecards,  Funny Quotes On Friendship,  
    
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To be a teacher you must be: an entertainer, social worker; drill sergeant, Buddah, a mind reader, google, and have 12 clones.
To be a teacher you must be: an entertainer, social worker; drill sergeant, Buddah, a mind reader, google, and have 12 clones.

Ecards,  Google Jokes,  
    
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