Minister Jokes

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'' Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding! ''
'' Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding! ''

Preacher Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  
    
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If you donate $10 each Jesus buys me a mansion
If you donate $10 each

Jesus buys me a mansion

Joel Olsteen Jokes,  Preacher Jokes,  
    
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So your telling me that Your married to a nice guy but still go and sleep with a minister
So your telling me that

Your married to a nice guy but still go and sleep with a minister

Memes,  So You're Telling Me,  Skeptical Third World Kid (theme),  
    
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Oh, you're a revered Puritan minister? Tell me more about your flawless moral character.
Oh, you're a revered Puritan minister?

Tell me more about your flawless moral character.

Memes,  Moral Humor,  
    
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Pastors be like If you got in the club free before 11... You can put that extra 10 dollars in the collection plate
Pastors be like

If you got in the club free before 11... You can put that extra 10 dollars in the collection plate

Meme,  Pastor Jokes,  People Be Like Jokes,  
    
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The title of this week's sermon is "I just spent all week working on a sermon and I got nothing"
The title of this week's sermon is "I just spent all week working on a sermon and I got nothing"

Funny Jokes,  Pastor Jokes,  Sermon Jokes,  
    
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When you in church and the pastor say... Turn ya Bibles to...... And he start reading too fast.....
When you in church and the pastor say... Turn ya Bibles to...... And he start reading too fast.....

Meme,  Chris Brown Memes,  Church Humor,  
    
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Pastors be like If you can turn up for Lil Boosie you can turn up fo Jesus
Pastors be like

If you can turn up for Lil Boosie you can turn up fo Jesus

Meme,  Pastor Jokes,  People Be Like,  
    
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How pastors be, at the end of service with visitors So y'all gone join or nah?
How pastors be, at the end of service with visitors

So y'all gone join or nah?

Meme,  Pastor Jokes,  No Chill,  
    
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Pastoring What my friends think I do What my mother thinks I do What society thinks I do What my congregation thinks I do What I think I do What I really do
Pastoring

What my friends think I do

What my mother thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What my congregation thinks I do

What I think I do

What I really do

Funny Pictures,  Pastor Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  Best Christian Jokes,  
    
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Truly a miracle! Quickly, someone get this young man baptized in a warm, salty brine - amen! Amen! Cured ham
Truly a miracle! Quickly, someone get this young man baptized in a warm, salty brine - amen!

Amen!

Cured ham

Funny Pictures,  Ham Puns,  Funny Religious Comics,  Pastor Jokes,  
    
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Come on, preach it pastor
Come on, preach it pastor

Funny Pictures,  Preacher Jokes,  Pastor Jokes,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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Now is a good time to visit Our pastor is on vacation
Now is a good time to visit

Our pastor is on vacation

Funny Pictures,  Pastor Jokes,  Funny Church Signs,  Christian Jokes,  
    
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It had been a while since he had received a post-sermon high five and it still felt good
It had been a while since he had received a post-sermon high five and it still felt good

Funny Pictures,  Funny Religious Comics,  Pastor Jokes,  Cute Christian Jokes,  
    
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"And after my sermon, I'm sure you'll be interested in the picnic that's waiting for us right outside!"
"And after my sermon, I'm sure you'll be interested in the picnic that's waiting for us right outside!"

Funny Pictures,  Funny Church Comics,  Pastor Jokes,  Religious Jokes Clean,  
    
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