Mobster Jokes

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why this doggo look like he hustles poker tables and break ur knees if u don't pay him back on time
why this doggo look like he hustles poker tables and break ur knees if u don't pay him back on time

Memes,  Funny Dog Images With Captions,  Gangster Jokes,  
    
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when you're dumping a body and you see your buddy dumping a different body at the same spot
when you're dumping a body and you see your buddy dumping a different body at the same spot

Memes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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"We'd like to see something in cement."
"We'd like to see something in cement."

Cement Jokes,  Shoe Jokes,  
    
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"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."
"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Chicken Humor,  Chicken Puns,  
    
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'' It's pinching my toes ! ''
'' It's pinching my toes ! ''

Cement Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  
    
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''I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?''
''I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?''

Funny Gangster Sayings,  Gangster Jokes,  
    
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"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."
"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

Stupid Puns,  Corny Puns,  
    
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When mob celebrations go bad. Hey, Vinnie! What the heck!! This ain't the cut we agreed on!
When mob celebrations go bad.

Hey, Vinnie! What the heck!! This ain't the cut we agreed on!

Funny Cake Jokes,  Birthday Party Jokes,  
    
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Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic Fuhgettaboutit.
Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic

Fuhgettaboutit.

Memory Jokes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."
"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

Fish Puns,  Sleep Puns,  
    
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"I'm sick of doing all the chores around here! You do your own money laundering!"
"I'm sick of doing all the chores around here! You do your own money laundering!"

Money Puns,  Laundry Puns,  
    
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''Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.''
''Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.''

Criminal Jokes,  Carpet Jokes,  
    
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''I consolidated all my existing debts into one easy repayment.''
''I consolidated all my existing debts into one easy repayment.''

Debt Jokes,  Money Puns,  
    
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"There's a guy in the trunk."
"There's a guy in the trunk."

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Funny Driving Jokes,  Funny Driving Pictures,  
    
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''Believe me, our company is very environmentally friendly. We don't leave any remains behind, not even finger prints.''
''Believe me, our company is very environmentally friendly. We don't leave any remains behind, not even finger prints.''

Murder Jokes,  Funny Company Slogans,  
    
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