Mom And Dad Jokes

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That look you gave mom when she said no, but then dad said yes.
That look you gave mom when she said no, but then dad said yes.

Memes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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Y'all my mom is so petty she asked my dad to do the dishes yesterday and he didn't so tonight she served him spaghetti in a ice cream cone and said "since you don't want to wash the dishes I won't use any"
Y'all my mom is so petty she asked my dad to do the dishes yesterday and he didn't so tonight she served him spaghetti in a ice cream cone and said "since you don't want to wash the dishes I won't use any"

Memes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??
My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" Lmfaoooo yeooo??

Memes,  Dad Humor,  
    
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my mom & dad are at my dads 30 year high scol reunion & my mom calls me and says "it's been 30 years and i still cannot stand that  your dad dated"
my mom & dad are at my dads 30 year high scol reunion & my mom calls me and says "it's been 30 years and i still cannot stand that your dad dated"

Memes,  High School Reunion Meme,  
    
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Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a "fashion show" for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a "very nice' for every outfit or was that just my family
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a "fashion show" for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a "very nice' for every outfit or was that just my family

Memes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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Are you even a parent until you've mastered the "hook me up with some candy reach behind" ???
Are you even a parent until you've mastered the "hook me up with some candy reach behind" ???

Memes,  Parenting Jokes,  Parenting Meme,  
    
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I have my dads temper & my moms attitude
I have my dads temper & my moms attitude

Memes,  Jokes About Anger,  Funny Quotes On Attitude,  
    
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Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says "from mom and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside

Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  Funny Christmas Quotes,  
    
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Me: Are you guys ready to have kids?

Them: Yes

Also them:
Me: Are you guys ready to have kids?

Them: Yes

Also them:


Memes,  Parenting Fails,  Parent Memes,  
    
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"Mum, how did you meet dad?"

"Well, it all started when I liked three of your dads memes in a row"
"Mum, how did you meet dad?"

"Well, it all started when I liked three of your dads memes in a row"


Memes,  Meme Jokes,  
    
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mom and dad before their halloween party. he's a dill pickle. she's a female deer. together they're a "dill-doe." and also my heroes.
mom and dad before their halloween party. he's a dill pickle. she's a female deer. together they're a "dill-doe." and also my heroes.

Memes,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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When ur mom and dad make a surprise visit to ur college apartment
When ur mom and dad make a surprise visit to ur college apartment

Memes,  College Life Jokes,  Apartment Meme,  
    
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Mom: It's getting dark

Dad: What should we do?

Mom: Probably leave before they realize we're gone

Dad: Up top fam
Mom: It's getting dark

Dad: What should we do?

Mom: Probably leave before they realize we're gone

Dad: Up top fam


Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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when u bust in yo parents room and mom has a fist up dadd's 

triggered
when u bust in yo parents room and mom has a fist up dadd's

triggered


Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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