Money Jokes One Liners

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Next relationship I get into imma need a $1,500 security deposit.
Next relationship I get into imma need a $1,500 security deposit.

Memes,  New Relationship Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Relationships,  
    
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The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.
The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life.

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected
Yeah sex is great but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  
    
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$100 is like an adult dollar
$100 is like an adult dollar

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Adult Humor,  
    
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What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ? Work 40+ hrs a week.
What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ?

Work 40+ hrs a week.

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Who else has this bad habit of mentally spending money that they haven't received yet
Who else has this bad habit of mentally spending money that they haven't received yet

Memes,  Mental Jokes,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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Bitcoin is going up Bigly
Bitcoin is going up

Bigly

Memes,  Bitcoin Meme,  Funny Presidential Quotes,  
    
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Getting paid when you still have money left over from the last check
Getting paid when you still have money left over from the last check

Memes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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if i got a penny for every time someone wasted my ing time
if i got a penny for every time someone wasted my ing time

Memes,  Penny Jokes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody
When the cashier puts your $100 up to the light to see if it;s real in front of everubody

Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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When your account balance is already low & your pending transactions hit...
When your account balance is already low & your pending transactions hit...

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  Baking Jokes,  
    
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why the did you send it to me then
why the did you send it to me then

Memes,  Mail Jokes,  
    
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How I was with my money in 2016 vs how I will be with it in 2017
How I was with my money in 2016 vs how I will be with it in 2017

Memes,  Funny Lil Wayne Memes,  2017 Meme,  
    
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If I had a dollar for every good thing that happened in 2016 I have $3
If I had a dollar for every good thing that happened in 2016

I have $3

Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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If I had a dollar for every time I fake laugh at a customer's jokes.
If I had a dollar for every time I fake laugh at a customer's jokes.

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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