Money Jokes

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Money makes the world go ‘round and it is also the root of all-evil. People have always been willing to do anything for a dollar and nowadays they have no shame in exactly how far they will go.

Here in this section we have added the most popular and viral money jokes all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao
I'm so quick to by a $20 meal but can't even by a $17 shirt without feeling like it's really worth it lmao

Memes,  Logic Jokes,  
    
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The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack
The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack

Memes,  Parental Fail,  
    
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I wont $2.00 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
I wont $2.00 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.

Memes,  Lottery Jokes,  
    
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Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account
Name a toxic trait you have.

My tastebuds become boujee when there's money in my account


Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  
    
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Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!
Remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! There's a wage gap they can afford it!!

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  Great Bar Jokes,  
    
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Y'all stepping on this for $1.5 billion???

They ain''t say I had to kill it so ima just lightly tap bro head with the bottom of my shoe and then slide boi a stack for the troubles.
Y'all stepping on this for $1.5 billion???

They ain''t say I had to kill it so ima just lightly tap bro head with the bottom of my shoe and then slide boi a stack for the troubles.


Memes,  Rabbit Humor,  Bunny Jokes,  
    
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Having to buy a $130 access code just to do my homework, is the biggest scam I've ever experienced
Having to buy a $130 access code just to do my homework, is the biggest scam I've ever experienced

Memes,  School And Education Jokes,  College Joke,  
    
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Them: What you boutta do this summer?

Me:
Them: What you boutta do this summer?

Me:


Memes,  Daffy Duck Jokes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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Me buying expensive concert tickets vs me buying a $2 sandwich for lunch
Me buying expensive concert tickets vs me buying a $2 sandwich for lunch

Memes,  Tired Spongebob Meme,  Concert Jokes,  
    
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My husband is rich in bitcoins

But if he dies I won't understand how to spend them
My husband is rich in bitcoins

But if he dies I won't understand how to spend them


Memes,  Bitcoin Meme,  First World Problem Meme (theme),  
    
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Floyd came out like

Put the money in the bag.
Floyd came out like

Put the money in the bag.


Memes,  Floyd Mayweather Jokes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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How me and my bank account look at each other after I make yet another unnecessary purchase
How me and my bank account look at each other after I make yet another unnecessary purchase

Memes,  Bank Account Memes,  
    
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Me in my head: Save your money. Invest in a business. Travel the world.

Me when I get paid:
Me in my head: Save your money. Invest in a business. Travel the world.

Me when I get paid:


Memes,  Payday Jokes,  Relatable Posts,  
    
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They ask me who do I talk to when I have problems

I tell them my Best Friend!! The Money!!!
They ask me who do I talk to when I have problems

I tell them my Best Friend!! The Money!!!


Memes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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What guys think $98 of makeup is vs what it really is
What guys think $98 of makeup is vs what it really is

Memes,  Makeup Memes,  
    
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