Monkey Puns

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Is a monkey orchid

Always confused for chimp pansy
Is a monkey orchid

Always confused for chimp pansy


Flower Puns,  Monkey Jokes For Kids,  
    
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If you commit a monkey to a mental institution

Would you say he's going bananas?
If you commit a monkey to a mental institution

Would you say he's going bananas?


Lame Pun Coon (theme),  Mental Jokes,  
    
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Monkey see

Monkey Do

Monkey sea-doo
Monkey see

Monkey Do

Monkey sea-doo


Monkey Jokes For Kids,  Clever Jokes,  
    
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No!
I assure you the monkey bread is not what you think!

You have exactly 30 seconds to convince me!
No!
I assure you the monkey bread is not what you think!

You have exactly 30 seconds to convince me!


Bread Puns,  Bakery Jokes,  
    
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I'm tired of your monkey business
I'm tired of your monkey business

Funny Monkey Pictures,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.
First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. Your an orangutan.

Chimp Jokes,  Funny Clever Quotes,  
    
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The recess monkey continues to be a valuable research subject
The recess monkey continues to be a valuable research subject

Funny Comic Pictures,  Science Puns,  
    
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My gift wrapping abilities are equal to those of a blind chimpanzee on meth.
My gift wrapping abilities are equal to those of a blind chimpanzee on meth.

Funny Ecards,  Chimp Jokes,  Funny Animal Ecards,  
    
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Intelligence

No matter how smart you get, you will never be as awesome as a monkey that can levitate bananas with his mind
KAPPITS (1)
Hi: Hi
Intelligence

No matter how smart you get, you will never be as awesome as a monkey that can levitate bananas with his mind


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Monkey Posters,  100 Greatest Jokes  
    
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Retarded flying monkeys

Welcome to Wal-mart
Retarded flying monkeys

Welcome to Wal-mart


Retarded Meme,  Walmart Memes,  Wal-mart Jokes  
    
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I want to tell you, people like [Roastee's name] don't grow on trees. They usually swing from them.

Roast One Liners,  Best Rude Jokes Ever,  Monkey Jokes One Liners  
    
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I don't always look this good

But when I do the ladies go bananas
KAPPITS (1)
Bell: Balls
I don't always look this good

But when I do the ladies go bananas


Funny Images Of Monkeys,  Monkey Jokes One Liners,  Chimp Jokes  
    
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What is a chimps favorite snack?

Chocolate chimp cookies.


Chimp Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Riddles For Children,  Cookie Puns,  
    
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Q: If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?

A: A ding-dong King Kong.


King Kong Jokes,  Monkey Jokes For Kids,  Great Kid Jokes,  
    
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