Monster Jokes For Kids

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What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?

A double header!
What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?

A double header!


Softball Puns,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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Which digital monsters love archaeology?

Diggy-mon.
Which digital monsters love archaeology?

Diggy-mon.


Archaeologist Jokes,  Funny Bad Jokes,  
    
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Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.
Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?

The skeleton didn't have the guts.


Skeleton Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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What should you do after shaking hands with a monster?

Count your fingers.
What should you do after shaking hands with a monster?

Count your fingers.


Hand Jokes,  Finger Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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What does a monster Mommy say to her kids at lunch?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
What does a monster Mommy say to her kids at lunch?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.


Monster Jokes,  Kids Jokes And Riddles,  
    
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Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.
Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.

Playground Jokes,  Monster Jokes,  
    
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What position did the monster play on the soccer team?

Ghoulie.


Soccer Jokes,  Soccer Puns,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.


Monster And Creature Jokes,  Kid Jokes Funny  
    
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a monster?

A: From a distance.


Monster And Creature Jokes,  Monster Jokes  
    
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What type of flowers do monsters like?
Moaning Glories and Merrighouls


Flowers Jokes,  Flower Jokes,  Best Childrens Jokes  
    
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What do you get when you cross a drip-dry shirt with a monster?
A wash and wear wolf


Monster And Creature Jokes,  Monster Jokes  
    
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The Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships.

Fish And Chip Jokes,  Monster Jokes  
    
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Q: Who is the best dancer at a monster party?

A: The Boogieman!


Dancing Puns,  Dance Jokes,  Jokes For 5 Year Olds  
    
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1....2....

*le click

*le celebrate 

Monsters ain't getting me
1....2....

*le click

*le celebrate

Monsters ain't getting me


Stair Jokes,  Light Jokes,  Running Jokes,  
    
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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

Ghost: Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.


Train Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  Silly Kid Jokes,  
    
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